by Max Barry

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Nudest: 218thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,251stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,410th
The Most Serene Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Man came from apes; society came from man.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population20.067 billion

CapitalGodiva City
LeaderPrime Minister Archimedes D'Siracusa

AnimalGymnostani Mastiff

The Most Serene Republic of Gymnostan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Archimedes D'Siracusa with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic, humorless population of 20.067 billion Gymnostanis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Godiva City. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Gymnostani economy, worth a remarkable 1,309 trillion verduroes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,250 verduroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, homophobia is off the menu, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Gymnostan are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gymnostan's national animal is the Gymnostani Mastiff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naturism.

Gymnostan is ranked 227,365th in the world and 8,469th in the South Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -20.59 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Nudest: 218thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,251stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,410thMost Stationary: 1,419thMost Influential: 1,630thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,735thBest Weather: 1,888thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,703rdLargest Populations: 6,784thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,517thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,842ndMost Cultured: 9,296thSafest: 9,534thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,590thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,556thSmartest Citizens: 11,043rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,093rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,140thLowest Crime Rates: 15,298thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,109thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,556thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,962ndLargest Governments: 20,894th
Nudest: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 44th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 61st in the regionBest Weather: 66th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 90th in the regionMost Influential: 165th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 206th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 228th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 255th in the regionMost Cultured: 272nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 318th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 341st in the regionSafest: 357th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 382nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 416th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 461st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 525th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 547th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 566th in the regionLargest Governments: 627th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 767th in the region

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