The United Socialist States of Kholdan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zghuk Whitescull with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.774 billion Kholdanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Law & Order, with Welfare, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kholdan City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The strong Kholdanian economy, worth 877 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 89,734 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and trespassers entering Zghuk Whitescull's office are immediately vaporized. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kholdan's national animal is the Osprey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gallifreyan mysticism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The Icy Dominion of Transtemporal Shifts.
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Antow.
- : Kholdan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Kholdan endorsed The Free Land of The Resigned.
- : Kholdan endorsed The Sparkly of Escade.
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The Sparkly of Escade.
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The Free Land of The Resigned.
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Incorporated Incorporates by Force.
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Erashiscobil.
- : Kholdan was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Tstan.
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