Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 296th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 634th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,270th
The United Socialist States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unity, Justice and Wealth
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The United Socialist States of Kholdan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zghuk Whitescull with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.774 billion Kholdanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Law & Order, with Welfare, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kholdan City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The strong Kholdanian economy, worth 877 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 89,734 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and trespassers entering Zghuk Whitescull's office are immediately vaporized. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kholdan's national animal is the Osprey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gallifreyan mysticism.

Kholdan is ranked 153,673rd in the world and 7,301st in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.88 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 296thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 634thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,270thSafest: 1,439thTop
Most Influential: 1,615thBest Weather: 2,147thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,379thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,688thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,913thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,602ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,651stLowest Crime Rates: 4,880thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,066thLargest Governments: 5,862ndMost Pacifist: 5,902ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,448thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8,060thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,462ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,490thHighest Economic Output: 11,618thLargest Populations: 12,807thSmartest Citizens: 13,811thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,735th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionBest Weather: 60th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 61st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 64th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 80th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionLargest Populations: 111th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 141st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 156th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 179th in the regionMost Pacifist: 192nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 222nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 327th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 390th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 416th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 421st in the regionMost Stationary: 426th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 484th in the regionNudest: 526th in the regionMost Developed: 589th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 645th in the region

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