The Empire of Great Scapula is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dher with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 14.43 billion Great Scapulans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vikaland. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient a Great Scapulan economy, worth a remarkable 2,183 trillion golds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,287 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Scapula's national animal is the white deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the cult to Vika.

Great Scapula is ranked 2,549^th in the world and 62^nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,088.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.