The Federation of Beblahbleblo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 255 million Beblahblebloans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Beblahblebloan economy, worth 7.06 trillion Dineroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is 27,682 Dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Beblahblebloan Navy, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beblahbleblo's national animal is the Vaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beblahbleblo is ranked 239,855^th in the world and 8,046^th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.01 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.