The Federation of Beblahbleblo is a massive, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.287 billion Beblahblebloans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Beblahblebloan economy, worth 49.3 trillion Dineroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 38,267 Dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beblahbleblo's national animal is the Vaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beblahbleblo is ranked 18,195^th in the world and 557^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,615.8 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.