The Federation of Beblahbleblo is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.522 billion Beblahblebloans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Beblahblebloan economy, worth 114 trillion Dineroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 45,581 Dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Leader has just been declared ruler of Beblahbleblo in an international press conference, and the children of Beblahbleblo are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beblahbleblo's national animal is the Vaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beblahbleblo is ranked 18,343^rd in the world and 581^st in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,062.65 pounds of wildlife per square mile.