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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,749thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,481stMost Influential: 4,647th
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Esfalsa

Population13.884 billion

CapitalRicubai
Faithagnosticism

CurrencyFallor
Animalgrey goshawk

The Cheap Thrills of Esfalsa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.884 billion Esfalsans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ricubai. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Esfalsan economy, worth a remarkable 1,537 trillion Fallors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,713 Fallors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esfalsa's national animal is the grey goshawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Esfalsa is ranked 244,869th in the world and 9,128th in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,749thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,481stMost Influential: 4,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,764thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,303rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,523rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,061stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,533rdBest Weather: 7,864thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,594thMost Developed: 8,657thSmartest Citizens: 8,974thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,195thHighest Food Quality: 9,786thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,854thMost Inclusive: 9,910thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,068thMost Pacifist: 10,076thSafest: 10,164thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,247thMost Cultured: 10,674thNicest Citizens: 11,156thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,044thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,097thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 12,897thHighest Economic Output: 13,086thLargest Governments: 13,842ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,851stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,007thHealthiest Citizens: 15,193rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,045thMost Secular: 19,081stLargest Populations: 22,421stMost Subsidized Industry: 24,250th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 120th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 157th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 180th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 200th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 203rd in the regionLargest Populations: 234th in the regionBest Weather: 249th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 254th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 268th in the regionMost Developed: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 278th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 289th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 314th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 321st in the regionMost Cultured: 321st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 325th in the regionSafest: 344th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 351st in the regionMost Inclusive: 356th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 372nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 381st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 382nd in the regionLargest Governments: 391st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 392nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 394th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 396th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 435th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 474th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 476th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 522nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 558th in the regionMost Secular: 600th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 655th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 714th in the regionMost Stationary: 797th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 806th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 822nd in the region

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