by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,587th Most Influential: 1,921st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,506th
The No Pretitle of
Left-Leaning College State
Portum pro omnibus
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.171 billion


CurrencyEsfalsan dollar
AnimalEsfalsan spider monkey

The No Pretitle of Esfalsa is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.171 billion Esfalsans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ricubai. The average income tax rate is 78.4%.

The all-consuming Esfalsan economy, worth 775 trillion Esfalsan dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,163 Esfalsan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esfalsa's national animal is the Esfalsan spider monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Esfalsa is ranked 127,704th in the world and 6,279th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,587thTop
Most Influential: 1,921stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,506thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,699thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,220thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,546thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,720thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,046thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,383rdSmartest Citizens: 9,543rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,591stMost Inclusive: 9,889thBest Weather: 10,697thMost Cultured: 11,153rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,292ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,859thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,063rdMost Developed: 12,096thMost Pacifist: 12,490thNicest Citizens: 12,721stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,795thSafest: 14,127thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,594thLargest Governments: 16,503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,922nd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 154th in the regionMost Influential: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 175th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 199th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 208th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 235th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 281st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 286th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 288th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 289th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 295th in the regionLargest Populations: 314th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 319th in the regionMost Cultured: 330th in the regionBest Weather: 330th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 345th in the regionMost Inclusive: 368th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 384th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 398th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 400th in the regionLargest Governments: 413th in the regionNicest Citizens: 443rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 468th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 471st in the regionMost Pacifist: 471st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 479th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 504th in the regionSafest: 526th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 536th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 585th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 585th in the regionMost Secular: 592nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 696th in the region

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