The No Pretitle of Esfalsa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its digital currency, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.644 billion Esfalsans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ricubai. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Esfalsan economy, worth a remarkable 1,261 trillion Esfalsan dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,378 Esfalsan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet', treason is relative, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and the official Esfalsan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esfalsa's national animal is the Esfalsan spider monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Esfalsa is ranked 216,017^th in the world and 7,040^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -335.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.