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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 405thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,318thMost Influential: 1,424th
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Population11.644 billion


CurrencyEsfalsan dollar
AnimalEsfalsan spider monkey

The No Pretitle of Esfalsa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its digital currency, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.644 billion Esfalsans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ricubai. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Esfalsan economy, worth a remarkable 1,261 trillion Esfalsan dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,378 Esfalsan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet', treason is relative, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and the official Esfalsan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esfalsa's national animal is the Esfalsan spider monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Esfalsa is ranked 216,017th in the world and 7,040th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -335.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 405thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,318thMost Influential: 1,424thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,046thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,867thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,910thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,988thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,167thBest Weather: 7,170thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,996thSmartest Citizens: 9,224thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,519thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,644thHighest Food Quality: 9,826thMost Inclusive: 10,204thMost Pacifist: 10,246thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,391stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,398thMost Cultured: 10,714thSafest: 10,777thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,968thMost Developed: 11,056thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,124thTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,412thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,150thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,795thLowest Crime Rates: 13,894thLargest Governments: 14,468thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,500thHighest Economic Output: 14,679thHealthiest Citizens: 15,725thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,559thMost Secular: 18,986th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 195th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 197th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 216th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 231st in the regionBest Weather: 250th in the regionLargest Populations: 276th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 285th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 286th in the regionMost Cultured: 315th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 316th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 327th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 331st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 344th in the regionMost Developed: 356th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 374th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 377th in the regionMost Inclusive: 382nd in the regionSafest: 386th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 391st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 410th in the regionMost Pacifist: 411th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 413th in the regionLargest Governments: 426th in the regionNicest Citizens: 428th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 438th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 472nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 517th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 536th in the regionMost Secular: 656th in the region

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