The No Pretitle of Esfalsa is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.408 billion Esfalsans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ricubai. The average income tax rate is 81.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Esfalsan economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion Esfalsan dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,825 Esfalsan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Solid-gold toilets are Esfalsan prisons' least expensive furnishings, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esfalsa's national animal is the Esfalsan spider monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Esfalsa is ranked 220,778^th in the world and 11,119^th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.43 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.