The No Pretitle of Esfalsa is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.171 billion Esfalsans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ricubai. The average income tax rate is 78.4%.

The all-consuming Esfalsan economy, worth 775 trillion Esfalsan dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,163 Esfalsan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esfalsa's national animal is the Esfalsan spider monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Esfalsa is ranked 127,704^th in the world and 6,279^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.