by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 693rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,243rdMost Influential: 1,624th
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Population9.408 billion


CurrencyEsfalsan dollar
AnimalEsfalsan spider monkey

The No Pretitle of Esfalsa is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.408 billion Esfalsans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ricubai. The average income tax rate is 81.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Esfalsan economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion Esfalsan dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,825 Esfalsan dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Solid-gold toilets are Esfalsan prisons' least expensive furnishings, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esfalsa's national animal is the Esfalsan spider monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Esfalsa is ranked 220,778th in the world and 11,119th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.43 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 693rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,243rdMost Influential: 1,624thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,066thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,266thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,757thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,034thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,071stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,991stBest Weather: 9,113thSmartest Citizens: 9,176thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,885thMost Inclusive: 10,166thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,534thMost Cultured: 10,579thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,699thTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,815thSafest: 11,916thMost Pacifist: 12,339thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,951stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,323rdMost Developed: 14,107thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,762ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,987thLargest Governments: 15,257thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,371stHighest Economic Output: 15,912thHealthiest Citizens: 16,191stLargest Welfare Programs: 16,550thMost Secular: 19,478th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 167th in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 181st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 198th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 208th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 227th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 245th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 266th in the regionLargest Populations: 271st in the regionBest Weather: 271st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 277th in the regionMost Cultured: 283rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 287th in the regionMost Inclusive: 329th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 337th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 350th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 366th in the regionNicest Citizens: 381st in the regionLargest Governments: 383rd in the regionMost Developed: 391st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 402nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 427th in the regionSafest: 437th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 453rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 471st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 476th in the regionMost Pacifist: 480th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 484th in the regionMost Stationary: 496th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 651st in the regionMost Secular: 681st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 702nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 740th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 826th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 868th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1,093rd in the region

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