The All Inclusive Love and Pride of Jehenna is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Princess Llewellyn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.386 billion Queens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neighbourhood. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gay economy, worth 778 trillion Hugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 326,091 Hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a law against "filthy foreign food", body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, citizens are expected to be armed at all times, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jehenna's national animal is the Winged Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalism.

Jehenna is ranked 104,364^th in the world and 5,018^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.