The All Inclusive Love and Pride of Jehenna is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Llewellyn with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.921 billion Queens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neighbourhood. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Queer economy, worth a remarkable 4,770 trillion Hugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 534,783 Hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year, new urban roads are threatening city parks, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jehenna's national animal is the Winged Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalism.

Jehenna is ranked 427^th in the world and 22^nd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6,352.07 pounds of wildlife per square mile.