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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 398thMost Influential: 2,842ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,083rd
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
In our dominus we trust
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population359 million



The Dictatorship of Myness is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 359 million Mynessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mypolis. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mynessic economy, worth 24.9 trillion mynors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,344 mynors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Myness, and dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myness's national animal is the calamander, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Myness is ranked 189,606th in the world and 7,070th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.64 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 398thTop
Most Influential: 2,842ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,083rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,066thSafest: 6,182ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,523rdMost Pacifist: 7,128thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,138thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,532ndBest Weather: 13,135thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,732ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,842ndNicest Citizens: 15,368thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,483rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,854thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,185thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,609thHealthiest Citizens: 16,925thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,342ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,228thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,394thMost Inclusive: 19,949th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 145th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 214th in the regionSafest: 222nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 226th in the regionMost Pacifist: 272nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 317th in the regionMost Influential: 357th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 421st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 427th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 436th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 495th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 500th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 518th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 529th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 557th in the regionNicest Citizens: 587th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 593rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 623rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 678th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 718th in the regionMost Inclusive: 742nd in the region

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