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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 718thMost Influential: 1,315thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,548th
The Dictatorship of
Corrupt Dictatorship
In our dominus we trust
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.286 billion

LeaderThe Dominus


The Dictatorship of Myness is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Dominus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.286 billion Mynessians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mypolis. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Mynessic economy, worth 315 trillion mynors a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Trout Farming industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,520 mynors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myness's national animal is the calamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myness is ranked 25,161st in the world and 558th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 30.72 flags saluted per person per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 718thMost Influential: 1,315thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,548thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,893rdBest Weather: 4,540thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,858thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,062ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,966thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,050thHealthiest Citizens: 8,100thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,098thSafest: 9,337thMost Pacifist: 9,375thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,633rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,091stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,291stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,762ndHighest Food Quality: 12,065thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,102ndMost Inclusive: 12,702ndTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,440thNicest Citizens: 16,539thLargest Governments: 19,430thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,641stMost Cultured: 22,813thMost Patriotic: 25,161stMost Corrupt Governments: 26,907th
Most Influential: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 110th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 124th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 137th in the regionBest Weather: 146th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 211th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 255th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 255th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 264th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 266th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 281st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 313th in the regionSafest: 317th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 332nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 359th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 399th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 435th in the regionMost Inclusive: 449th in the regionLargest Governments: 527th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 532nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 558th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 594th in the regionNicest Citizens: 599th in the regionMost Stationary: 606th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 699th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 707th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 743rd in the regionLargest Populations: 808th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 826th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 868th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 904th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 904th in the regionMost Developed: 948th in the regionMost Secular: 965th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,054th in the region

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