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Most Devout: 1,727thMost Patriotic: 1,845thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,185th
The Spooky Angelic Sanctus of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
nam ordo sanctus Dumas
Vice Grandmaster Lothar Storm
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Order of the saint Dumas

Population3.068 billion

CapitalSt Cloud
LeaderVice Grandmaster Lothar Storm
FaithDumas-Rolo Christianity

CurrencySt Dumas frank
AnimalWhite Owl

The Spooky Angelic Sanctus of Order of the saint Dumas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vice Grandmaster Lothar Storm with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.068 billion Knight's of St Dumas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Cloud. The average income tax rate is 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient order of St Dumas economy, worth 545 trillion St Dumas franks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 177,699 St Dumas franks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Order of the saint Dumas's national animal is the White Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dumas-Rolo Christianity.

Order of the saint Dumas is ranked 3,541st in the world and 103rd in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 177.25 insults per minute.

Most Devout: 1,727thMost Patriotic: 1,845thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,185thMost Armed: 2,368thTop
Most Influential: 2,868thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,191stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,308thRudest Citizens: 3,541stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,964thLowest Crime Rates: 5,488thLargest Governments: 5,797thMost Cultured: 6,382ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,564thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,914thLargest Retail Industry: 7,245thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,766thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,158thHighest Average Incomes: 9,357thHighest Food Quality: 10,153rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,461stMost Developed: 10,570thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,918thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,416thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,712thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,771stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,221stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,181stSmartest Citizens: 14,417thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,762ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,107thMost Inclusive: 19,314thHealthiest Citizens: 20,068thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,070thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,672nd
Most Devout: 36th in the regionMost Patriotic: 45th in the regionMost Armed: 60th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 74th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 103rd in the regionLargest Governments: 162nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 165th in the regionMost Cultured: 168th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 171st in the regionMost Influential: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 184th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 190th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 191st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 202nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 230th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 230th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 237th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 270th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 286th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 294th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 312th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 335th in the regionMost Developed: 335th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 392nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 404th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 407th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 413th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 415th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 440th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 498th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 506th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 587th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 604th in the regionMost Average: 620th in the regionMost Inclusive: 668th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 688th in the region

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