The Spooky Angelic Sanctus of Order of the saint Dumas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vice Grandmaster Lothar Storm with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.068 billion Knight's of St Dumas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Cloud. The average income tax rate is 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient order of St Dumas economy, worth 545 trillion St Dumas franks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 177,699 St Dumas franks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Order of the saint Dumas's national animal is the White Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dumas-Rolo Christianity.

Order of the saint Dumas is ranked 3,541^st in the world and 103^rd in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 177.25 insults per minute.