The Weebs of Wehraboos is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Great Lolicon with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.869 billion Wehraboosians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loli City. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wehraboosian economy, worth 353 trillion Body Pillows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,115 Body Pillows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and the might of the entire Wehraboosian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime is totally unknown. Wehraboos's national animal is the Loli, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weeabooism.

Wehraboos is ranked 150,081^st in the world and 7,065^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.62 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.