The Weebs of Wehraboos is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Idiot with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.024 billion Wehraboosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idiot Town. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wehraboosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,009 trillion Body Pillows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,997 Body Pillows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, tourists call Wehraboosian beach towns "the fine coastline", and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime is totally unknown. Wehraboos's national animal is the Baka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weeabooism.

Wehraboos is ranked 28,593^rd in the world and 906^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.39 Bananas Ingested Per Day.