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Highest Poor Incomes: 15thMost Subsidized Industry: 21stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st
The Please Endorse Back of
Father Knows Best State
Stop reading my motto!
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Pencil Sharpeners 2

Population9.633 billion

LeaderPanda Protector

CurrencyPencil shaving

The Please Endorse Back of Pencil Sharpeners 2 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Panda Protector with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.633 billion Pencil Sharpeners 2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandapolis. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pencil Sharpeners 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 7,367 trillion Pencil shavings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 764,805 Pencil shavings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups. Crime is totally unknown. Pencil Sharpeners 2's national animal is the Pencil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pandism.

Pencil Sharpeners 2 is ranked 27,118th in the world and 834th in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 84.65 Years.

Highest Poor Incomes: 15thMost Subsidized Industry: 21stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41stHighest Average Incomes: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55thLargest Information Technology Sector: 61stMost Secular: 64thMost Efficient Economies: 78thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 87thMost Scientifically Advanced: 88thLargest Black Market: 103rdMost Corrupt Governments: 140thLargest Mining Sector: 146thMost Influential: 195thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 215thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 227thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 245thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 250thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 254thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 256thLargest Retail Industry: 263rdMost Avoided: 298thLargest Governments: 301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 319thMost Advanced Public Transport: 384thMost Armed: 416thFattest Citizens: 496thMost Advanced Public Education: 556thSmartest Citizens: 564thHighest Economic Output: 734thLargest Insurance Industry: 925thHighest Average Tax Rates: 935thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,029thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,990thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,115thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,734thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,807thMost Cultured: 2,843rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,201stLowest Crime Rates: 3,396thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,716thMost Developed: 3,797thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,013thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,420thMost Stationary: 8,064thTop
Nudest: 16,661st
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionRudest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Cultured: 74th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 74th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 89th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 97th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 99th in the regionMost Developed: 115th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 138th in the regionMost Stationary: 161st in the regionLargest Populations: 257th in the regionNudest: 350th in the region

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