The Please Endorse Back of Pencil Sharpeners 2 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Panda Protector with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.633 billion Pencil Sharpeners 2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandapolis. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pencil Sharpeners 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 7,367 trillion Pencil shavings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 764,805 Pencil shavings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups. Crime is totally unknown. Pencil Sharpeners 2's national animal is the Pencil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pandism.

Pencil Sharpeners 2 is ranked 27,118^th in the world and 834^th in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 84.65 Years.