The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supercomputer 00356 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.623 billion Pencil Sharpeners 2ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandapolis. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Pencil Sharpeners 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,664 trillion Pencil shavings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 743,072 Pencil shavings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads. Crime is totally unknown. Pencil Sharpeners 2's national animal is the Pencil, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 endorsed The Holy Empire of New Creth.
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 endorsed The Allied States of Mikole.
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 endorsed The Mafia Penguin 4 LC Dominion of Volaworand.
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 was endorsed by The Mafia Penguin 4 LC Dominion of Volaworand.
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 lost the endorsement of The Mafia Penguin 4 LC Dominion of Volaworand.
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 was endorsed by The Holy Empire of New Creth.
- : Pencil Sharpeners 2 was endorsed by The Allied States of Mikole.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners 2, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
- : Following new legislation in Pencil Sharpeners 2, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
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