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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 92ndMost Influential: 257thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,748th
The Prime Minister EQPL of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!
Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP
Prime Minister / CRS Member
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.063 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderEmpress Queen Princess Lady of TSP


The Prime Minister EQPL of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.063 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,401 Oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Main battle tanks stalk the woods of PenguinPies in search of Hippos, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Empress Queen Princess Lady Of TSP day after day, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 29,611th in the world and 858th in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 5.95 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 92ndMost Influential: 257thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,748thLargest Black Market: 2,816thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,891stBest Weather: 2,927thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,290thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,722ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,348thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,570thMost Devout: 6,077thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,609thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,998thLowest Crime Rates: 7,517thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,144thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,761stMost Authoritarian: 10,937thTop
Largest Governments: 13,748thMost Cultured: 13,822ndHighest Economic Output: 14,156thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,840thLargest Populations: 15,510thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,737thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,979thSmartest Citizens: 22,185thHealthiest Citizens: 22,520th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 74th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 81st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 94th in the regionBest Weather: 100th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 121st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th in the regionLargest Populations: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 176th in the regionMost Devout: 181st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 183rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 204th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 217th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 265th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 265th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 329th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 398th in the regionMost Cultured: 402nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 417th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 452nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 483rd in the regionNudest: 609th in the regionMost Stationary: 633rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 659th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 676th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 681st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 715th in the region

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