by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 51stMost Influential: 259thLargest Black Market: 1,614th
The GEQPL of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!
Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP
Council on Regional Security Member
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population20.838 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderDelegate GEQP Lady of TSP


The GEQPL of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.838 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 93.0%.

The strong PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,471 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 118,599 Oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

PenguinPies's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, mandatory daycare is provided by the government, and taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 14,868th in the world and 442nd in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 75.09 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 51stMost Influential: 259thLargest Black Market: 1,614thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,069thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,087thBest Weather: 2,110thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,144thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,467thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,673rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,440thMost Devout: 4,673rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,846thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,060thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,275thLowest Crime Rates: 6,293rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,579thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,258thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,381stMost Patriotic: 7,440thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,383rdHighest Economic Output: 8,689thMost Cultured: 9,446thMost Authoritarian: 11,638thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,757thHighest Food Quality: 11,822ndLargest Populations: 13,570thHealthiest Citizens: 14,200thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,868thLargest Governments: 15,183rdMost Stationary: 16,517thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,563rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,203rdMost Pacifist: 24,676th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 50th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 51st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 58th in the regionBest Weather: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 70th in the regionMost Devout: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 117th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 141st in the regionLargest Populations: 146th in the regionMost Patriotic: 153rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 163rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 192nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 193rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 193rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 208th in the regionMost Cultured: 272nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 273rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 310th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 381st in the regionLargest Governments: 394th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 405th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 430th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 442nd in the region

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