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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 676thMost Influential: 1,180thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,231st
The Emo Queen Protector of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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PenguinPies

Population12.601 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderQueen Princess Lady of TSP
FaithPIE

CurrencyOreo
AnimalHippo

The Emo Queen Protector of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Princess Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.601 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.6%.

The strong PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,136 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,194 Oreos, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lobster tastes best when it is red, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 166,424th in the world and 7,211th in the South Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -12.79 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 676thMost Influential: 1,180thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,231stTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,970thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,648thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,640thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,191stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,773rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,040thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,059thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,486thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,943rdBest Weather: 8,315thTop
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Most Devout: 8,980thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,332ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,788thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,183rdHighest Economic Output: 13,338thMost Cultured: 13,390thLargest Governments: 13,450thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,710thLargest Populations: 16,704th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 104th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionMost Influential: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 116th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 156th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 156th in the regionLargest Populations: 176th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 221st in the regionMost Devout: 259th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 263rd in the regionBest Weather: 268th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 277th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 298th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 347th in the regionLargest Governments: 363rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 383rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 528th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PenguinPies, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in PenguinPies, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in PenguinPies, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious.
  • : Following new legislation in PenguinPies, lobster tastes best when it is red.
  • : Following new legislation in PenguinPies, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : PenguinPies endorsed The Republic of Bizzie.
  • : PenguinPies was endorsed by The Republic of Bizzie.
  • : PenguinPies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in PenguinPies, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in PenguinPies, the elderly are killed softly with a song.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 181 » Quiescent, Erinor, Wehraboos, Saciu, Land Without Shrimp, Tsunamy, The West Valley Mountains, Anachronolandia, Aidenfieeld, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Farengeto, Dasko, Xandev, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Aumeltopia, Stoniamera, The Filippinas, Barabarom, Pays de Loire, Hanguk-Nippon, USNE2018, Theorin, Towi Lamia, Pax Dracon, Nova Montron, Lumpov Hasch, Rebel-topia, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Solar System Scope, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Linguiniland, Nowa Europa, The Two Jerseys, Luddinlande, Jehenna, Kiasu-ism, New Juan Carlos Land, Si-topia, The naked people, Bear Connors Paradiso, Darakin, Antarctic Empires, Seliyan progressive Islands, Bod Wareenaland, Lambdaland, Pamela And Hepatitis, Curlyhoward, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Linden Oak, Drystar, and 131 others.Amerion, Esfalsa, Wyatonians, AUPHELIA, Centristvill, Myr Nyr, Qvait, German Hapsburg, Havenfell, Japanese Federal Republic, Tsvetania, Kringalia, Yellunstryer, Isokenzar, Wild Space, Three Rivia Levr, St Oaks, Sagada, RestartAll, The ColdWyvernian Undead, Soem, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Eastern Nyan, Agalaesia, Dankstergrad, Phanama, Volaworand, The United Expanse, Nankyoku Tairiku, Madhonia, FreeFishers, Great Africans, Lioniel, Bergenu, Negoshi, Uncastania, Bandorion, Transtemporal Shifts, Viertes deutsches Koalitionsreich, Poopisiya, Nothanksbutseriously, Third League of New Kent, Kandorith, WTP All the good names are taken, Escevola, Beepee, Caer Krasinet, Abarri, Janapuri, Democratic Parndia, Noire Denholm, Oreo States, Blaash, Ariankido, Spearos, Sthalrim, Nordafrik Conclaves, Salguod, Whimichy, PASTIR, Kovish, Lost And Found, Westlantis, Aurcania, Southern Numenor, Ufask, Zosnor, Great Andora, Famarionly, NeoConcordia, Walloonia, Center Lisle, Runsiya, Higash, Reptilians from the Alternate Earth, Corolines, Fuso and Chunggu, Direwolf1, Nyfinest128, Bentwaters, Sayet, Lincoln Village, Miltonville, Vincent Field, Jornlandia, Rabbitz, Srevana, Jennaterra, North Prarie, Spazzhole, Lan Inton, Official State of Landland, New Briantown, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Sedunn, Free Republic of Sonora, Concrete Slab, Mapico, Imperial Duck, Marinho Islands, Empa Aserium, Gecetesse, Omiri, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Paranoia, The Tecorogan Federation, Benstralis, Samogitija, Romanus Terrae, Qawe, Malonereich, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Far Nolinki, Tilipria, Astraee, Midand, Yeldarbsland, Jaxon, Madreia, Mahalo Eagles, Cohors Stercore, Autumn cubes, Idylce, Nueva Alta California, Hapia Godororland, Bleakfoot, Earth Orbit, The Shining Purple Light, Zerberia, Marstella, and Bizzie.

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