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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19thMost Influential: 169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 344th
Psychotic Dictatorship
Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!
Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP
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Population17.931 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderDelegate GEQP Lady of TSP


The DELEGATE of TSP of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.931 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The all-consuming PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,641 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 147,292 Oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, and the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in the South Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 44,790th in the world and 1,283rd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 132.18 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19thMost Influential: 169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 344thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 992ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 993rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,558thLargest Black Market: 1,844thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,085thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,280thBest Weather: 2,415thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,182ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,742ndMost Devout: 3,929thLowest Crime Rates: 4,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,117thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,360thMost Patriotic: 4,665thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,100thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,396thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,536thHighest Economic Output: 6,773rdLargest Governments: 7,110thMost Cultured: 7,744thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,124thMost Authoritarian: 10,551stHighest Food Quality: 11,215thSmartest Citizens: 12,819thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,582ndLargest Populations: 14,406thHighest Average Incomes: 15,918thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,672ndMost Stationary: 20,472ndMost Conservative: 25,289thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,343rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 60th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 63rd in the regionBest Weather: 75th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 80th in the regionMost Devout: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 109th in the regionMost Patriotic: 115th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 120th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 124th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 125th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 127th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionLargest Populations: 157th in the regionLargest Governments: 191st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 194th in the regionMost Cultured: 233rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 366th in the regionMost Stationary: 387th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 391st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 400th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 433rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 519th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 603rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 723rd in the regionMost Developed: 859th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 954th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 984th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,078th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,205th in the region

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