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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 53rdMost Influential: 267thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,026th
The GEQPL of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!
Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP
Influence
Apprentice
Local Councillor / CRS
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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PenguinPies

Population16.508 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderEmpress Queen Princess Lady of TSP
FaithPIE

CurrencyOreo
AnimalHippo

The GEQPL of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.508 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The strong PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,811 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,707 Oreos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", everyone apparently sends Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 244,942nd in the world and 8,672nd in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -32 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 53rdMost Influential: 267thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,026thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,982ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,165thLargest Black Market: 2,259thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,448thBest Weather: 2,482ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,516thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,685thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,013thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,478thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,614thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,689thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,074thLowest Crime Rates: 5,273rdMost Devout: 5,416thMost Patriotic: 5,909thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,770thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,438thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,894thLargest Governments: 9,375thHighest Economic Output: 9,936thMost Cultured: 10,199thHighest Food Quality: 11,164thMost Authoritarian: 12,060thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,940thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,196thSmartest Citizens: 17,340thHealthiest Citizens: 18,307thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,804thMost Inclusive: 21,938thMost Stationary: 23,211thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,279th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 74th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 86th in the regionBest Weather: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 87th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 101st in the regionMost Devout: 107th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 128th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 133rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 139th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 154th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 162nd in the regionLargest Populations: 168th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 199th in the regionLargest Governments: 255th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 257th in the regionMost Cultured: 304th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 371st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 389th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 456th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 545th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 550th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 552nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 581st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 603rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 726th in the regionMost Inclusive: 814th in the region

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