The Golden Federal Districts of Rotenaplistan is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.273 billion Rotenaplistanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotenapolis. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rotenaplistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,385 trillion Rotenaples a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 190,553 Rotenaples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and The Federal Council can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rotenaplistan's national animal is the Aplix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aplixology.

Rotenaplistan is ranked 305,108^th in the world and 4,104^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.41 Obesity Rate.