The Sovereign Counties of Moreana is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.098 billion Moreanans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walrussia. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moreanan economy, worth 937 trillion lewis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,043 lewis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Moreana, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Walrussia Times is sold out, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moreana's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Moreana is ranked 32,996^th in the world and 908^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 99.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.