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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 409th Most Stationary: 431st Most Influential: 669th
The Aeonian Citadel of
New York Times Democracy
Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story
Civil Rights
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Population30.848 billion

CapitalDarakin Citadel
LeaderAshton Q Westchester III


The Aeonian Citadel of Darakin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ashton Q Westchester III with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 30.848 billion Darakini enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darakin Citadel. The average income tax rate is 4.8%.

The large but stagnant Darakini economy, worth 115 trillion shmingels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,759 shmingels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A surprising number of police officers have been arrested for puma sacrifices, bins outnumber trees in city parks, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darakin's national animal is the puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darakin is ranked 5,258th in the world and 152nd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 409thMost Stationary: 431stMost Influential: 669thLargest Populations: 1,321stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,669thTop
Nicest Citizens: 1,929thBest Weather: 2,053rdMost Pacifist: 2,146thSafest: 2,646thMost Devout: 2,744thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,452ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,874thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,341stHealthiest Citizens: 4,629thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,949thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,258thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,302ndTop
Most Cultured: 10,841stLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,308thLowest Crime Rates: 12,781st
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionMost Devout: 53rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Pacifist: 68th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 72nd in the regionBest Weather: 72nd in the regionTop
Safest: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 98th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 135th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 205th in the regionMost Cultured: 323rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 338th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 451st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 552nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 603rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 648th in the region

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