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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 208thMost Influential: 882ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,717th
The Worst States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
1 + 1 = 1
Dictator Eric
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Worst army of

Population2.397 billion

CapitalVillage of Noobs
LeaderDictator Eric
FaithPastafarianism

Currencydollar
Animalfox

The Worst States of The Worst army of is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.397 billion Worst armen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth 224 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,821 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 107,705th in the world and 3,874th in the South Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 45.56 on the Rand Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 208thMost Influential: 882ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,717thBest Weather: 6,426thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,501stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,103rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,168thLargest Black Market: 9,865thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 10,396thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,335thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,424thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,457thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,381stMost Developed: 14,864thMost Efficient Economies: 16,104thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,280thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,320thHealthiest Citizens: 19,869th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 88th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 190th in the regionBest Weather: 197th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 247th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 268th in the regionLargest Black Market: 277th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 281st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 283rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 313th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 381st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 413th in the regionMost Developed: 433rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 444th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 471st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 526th in the regionMost Average: 532nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 632nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 720th in the regionMost Stationary: 775th in the region

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