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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 447thMost Influential: 607thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,325th
The Worst States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
1 + 1 = 1
Dictator Eric
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Worst army of

Population3.755 billion

CapitalVillage of Noobs
LeaderDictator Eric


The Worst States of The Worst army of is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.755 billion Worst armen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth 414 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,304 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 720,643 per year while the poor average 6,658, a ratio of 108 to 1.

Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Worst arman citizenship in droves, machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, and large areas of The Worst army of are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 161,038th in the world and 5,504th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,576.21 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 447thMost Influential: 607thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,325thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,649thRudest Citizens: 5,061stBest Weather: 5,412thLargest Black Market: 5,530thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,200thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,533rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,852ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,890thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,021stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,745thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,809thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,328thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,843rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,069thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,815thMost Efficient Economies: 15,817thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,928thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,709thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,998thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,467thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,569thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,512th
Most Influential: 40th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 75th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 174th in the regionRudest Citizens: 175th in the regionBest Weather: 183rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 200th in the regionLargest Black Market: 208th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 239th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 267th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 317th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 327th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 332nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 345th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 408th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 496th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 519th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 542nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 569th in the regionMost Stationary: 624th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 631st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 632nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 671st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 715th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 771st in the regionLargest Populations: 828th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, large areas of The Worst army of are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend.
  • : The Worst army of was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Worst arman citizenship in droves.
  • : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Federation of Peabodia.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
  • : The Worst army of voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, titles of nobility are packaged with Worst arman citizenship in invite-only auctions.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 283 » Tsunamy, Blaash, Erinor, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Beepee, Aumeltopia, Xandev, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Farengeto, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Qvait, Substitute name, Aurcania, New Briantown, Sedunn, Amerion, The Filippinas, Mapico, USNE2018, Jehenna, Yeldarbsland, Tsvetania, Curlyhoward, Direwolf1, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Corgitopiaa, Bawkie, Techganet, Terran Draconia, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Kringalia, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Nowa Europa, Ralphburg, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Unielvan Millorvium, Kiasu-ism, Aschenburg, Sthalrim, The Two Jerseys, The naked people, and 233 others.HUElavia, Iym Winterless, Zaelith, Privatore, Southern Numenor, Pamela And Hepatitis, Darakin, RestartAll, The Solar System Scope, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Theorin, Drystar, Seliyan progressive Islands, United Great Holy Empire, Maeiland, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Oreo States, Soem, Yellunstryer, Japanese Federal Republic, The United Expanse, Nova Montron, Si-topia, Dankstergrad, Holy Free, Noire Denholm, Center Lisle, Baltenlands, GI-Land, Catsonya, No youu, Gonrati, Dukin Donuts, Dis7Nation, Kallassius, South Caleblan, Lesinteil, Kandorith, Marinho Islands, Andinla, Shefino, Linguiniland, Escevola, The West Valley Mountains, Grianal, Fasire, Isokenzar, Stoniamera, Crystal Creation, Centristvill, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Steampunk Engineers, Cuuldere, Great Andora, Maerist, Alaninia, Sau Man Frescher, Dirkistan, Utondara, Itani, Quh, South Western Korea, Ancient Slobovia, United Rebellious States, Bumblegaria, Linden Oak, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Salguod, The United Nation of Britannia, Bohenia, New Schoeneberg, Ullan, Royaltica, Antarctic Empires, Icn Gaurath, Laamiva, Pax Dracon, Auphelia, Rad Asia, Hypersensible Crybabies, Vardanfel, North Catimestistrianes, InnWorm, Wardoeka, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Velarin, Zosnor, Obscure Sorrows, Avalonica, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Yavemaya, Eastern Nyan, Doraya, Three Rivia Levr, Dereistic, Page 53, Sanden, Noveos, Spazzhole, Indolos, Madhonia, Poopisiya, South Blossom, Quinta Caporales, Calistan, Kroumos, Walloonia, St Oaks, 11th Infanterie-Division, Bergenu, Pmta, Farelonia, Glen Cooley, Not Austria, Rebel-topia, The Drakan Republic, Enplatia, Operahouse, Kucaland, Saint Cinder, Myness, Drew-Topia, Republik Hintonia, Valdutz, Idiono, Concrete Slab, Jammlandia, Lone Capitalist State, Tioloman, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, Hakk Fiss, Myndia, Trotkys paradise, Rosescedium, Sernamica, Midand, Drazilazi, Alfama, Monstrous Island, Aresten, Ostko, Aoz, Western Fardelshufflestein, Treesil, Guvnurag, Merevane, Kelle Sondians, Tepertopia, Purple Hyacinth, Isle of Glastonbury, Republic of RIP, Proctethia, Menesynchro, Enlightened Australasia, Phanama, Old Khmer, Steviland, Canmore, Bartonia Nova, Zataras, Brunier, SteamPunk Squirrels, Seythennia, Shoinkwishima, Bod Wareenaland, Western Calypso Islands, Vanbella, Lantzalot, Eskvenn, Berlana, WI SD EA D, Belschaft, Apartment 11F, Euro Pacifica, Los Rodeos, Sapientiano, Rotenaplistan, Samofia, Jiam, Tughampton, Xergiokia, The Imperial Frost Federation, Myhomecountry, Wakandan Tribes, Roterdamia, Blondiesland, Holota, Treir, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Synarion, The White Isles, Lionstrapower, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Honey Cake, Doge Land, Ceutalia, Unity of purity, Arvan Irawer, Qawe, Doundaly, LadyRebels, The Altan, Death to democracy, Scu Greinne, Conexia, Yeses, The Imperial Of Notsep, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bichedder, Unojo, Greater Scottdascoda, NIGHTRAY, Shuckle Empire, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, Ipugao, Westenhald, New Belgrade, Neo Yorka, Freedoom, Noimosini, Dai Han, The United Australian States, Nova Kobol, Cratonim, Populaa, The Stickmin Empire, Freavia, Drugged up Kitties, Oxyliteral, and Peabodia.

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