|Capital||Village of Noobs|
The Worst States of The Worst army of is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.441 billion Worst armen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 73.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 1,239 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,426 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
- : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the elderly are killed softly with a song.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
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