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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 472ndMost Subsidized Industry: 794thMost Influential: 859th
The Worst States of
Father Knows Best State
1 + 1 = 1
Dictator Eric
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The Worst army of

Population4.725 billion

CapitalVillage of Noobs
LeaderDictator Eric


The Worst States of The Worst army of is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, ritual sacrifices, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.725 billion Worst armen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth 787 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,578 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is the only legal way to travel, citizens must pay to enjoy The Worst army of's pristine beaches, pedants defending Dictator Eric observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 13,866th in the world and 409th in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 344,662 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 472ndMost Subsidized Industry: 794thMost Influential: 859thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,786thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,318thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,501stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,808thMost Primitive: 4,986thBest Weather: 5,456thLargest Retail Industry: 5,553rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,622ndMost Patriotic: 5,860thMost Efficient Economies: 7,058thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,121stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,005thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,113thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,229thRudest Citizens: 10,758thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,034thHighest Average Incomes: 11,094thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,866thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,231stLargest Governments: 14,344thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,280thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,119thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,303rdLargest Mining Sector: 20,709thHighest Drug Use: 21,519th
Most Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 65th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionLargest Black Market: 96th in the regionMost Primitive: 137th in the regionMost Patriotic: 146th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 146th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 184th in the regionBest Weather: 191st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 197th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 238th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 240th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 255th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 285th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 296th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 304th in the regionRudest Citizens: 323rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 342nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 377th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 387th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 409th in the regionLargest Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 454th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 471st in the regionMost Devout: 514th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 528th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 528th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 536th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 540th in the regionMost Stationary: 547th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 267 » Tsunamy, Blaash, Erinor, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Beepee, Aumeltopia, Xandev, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Farengeto, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Qvait, Aurcania, New Briantown, Sedunn, Amerion, Mapico, USNE2018, Jehenna, Tsvetania, Curlyhoward, Direwolf1, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Corgitopiaa, Bawkie, Techganet, Terran Draconia, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Kringalia, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Nowa Europa, Ralphburg, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Unielvan Millorvium, Kiasu-ism, Aschenburg, Sthalrim, The Two Jerseys, The naked people, HUElavia, Iym Winterless, Zaelith, Privatore, Southern Numenor, and 217 others.Pamela And Hepatitis, Darakin, RestartAll, The Solar System Scope, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Theorin, Drystar, Seliyan progressive Islands, United Great Holy Empire, Maeiland, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Oreo States, Soem, Yellunstryer, The United Expanse, Nova Montron, Si-topia, Dankstergrad, Holy Free, Noire Denholm, Center Lisle, GI-Land, Catsonya, Gonrati, Dukin Donuts, Dis7Nation, South Caleblan, Lesinteil, Kandorith, Marinho Islands, Andinla, Shefino, Grianal, Fasire, Isokenzar, Stoniamera, Crystal Creation, Centristvill, Cuuldere, Maerist, Alaninia, Dirkistan, Itani, South Western Korea, Ancient Slobovia, United Rebellious States, Bumblegaria, Linden Oak, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Salguod, Bohenia, New Schoeneberg, Ullan, Royaltica, Antarctic Empires, Icn Gaurath, Laamiva, Pax Dracon, Auphelia, Rad Asia, Vardanfel, North Catimestistrianes, Wardoeka, Obscure Sorrows, Avalonica, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Yavemaya, Eastern Nyan, Doraya, Three Rivia Levr, Dereistic, Sanden, Noveos, Spazzhole, Indolos, Madhonia, Poopisiya, South Blossom, Quinta Caporales, Calistan, Kroumos, Walloonia, St Oaks, Bergenu, Farelonia, Not Austria, Rebel-topia, The Drakan Republic, Enplatia, Operahouse, Saint Cinder, Myness, Republik Hintonia, Valdutz, Idiono, Concrete Slab, Jammlandia, Tioloman, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, Hakk Fiss, Myndia, Sernamica, Midand, Aresten, Aoz, Western Fardelshufflestein, Treesil, Tepertopia, Purple Hyacinth, Proctethia, Menesynchro, Enlightened Australasia, Phanama, Steviland, Canmore, Bartonia Nova, Brunier, SteamPunk Squirrels, Seythennia, Shoinkwishima, Bod Wareenaland, Western Calypso Islands, Lantzalot, Berlana, Belschaft, Apartment 11F, Euro Pacifica, Los Rodeos, Xergiokia, Myhomecountry, Wakandan Tribes, Blondiesland, Holota, Treir, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Truskawkoland, Ceutalia, Arvan Irawer, Qawe, Doundaly, LadyRebels, Yeses, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Unojo, NIGHTRAY, Shuckle Empire, Westenhald, Freedoom, Noimosini, The United Australian States, Freavia, Drugged up Kitties, Oxyliteral, Ethoodly, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Kiani, Ragabania, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Eastern Mekong, Green Sofia, Independent State of Arstotzka, New Sanet, Solanosco, Danily, Esfalsa, Uunited Islands, Shadow Void, Vicken, Nyxonia, Bizzie, The Kies, Linguiniland, Uvalor, Wallanda, Tackastan, Urumpia, Faria Thew, New Plant, Never was New England, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, Jols Nik, Drew Durrnil, Sable Space, Great Marsinia, Kafeine, Bon Ther, Saciu, Murelia, Paganan, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Trellania, Nivosea, Yaravia, Eskvenn, Snabahavia, Beausoleil, Bkv, Livana, Flaklidard, Milkyway Republic, New Lanfang, Potatoeslandia, Alyqya, Taigama, Federated Republic of New England, Apatosaurus, Eternal Memedom, Al Madhaa, Honeland, Esterwood, The Langburn Islands, and Malmsia.

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