|Capital||Village of Noobs|
The Worst States of The Worst army of is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, ritual sacrifices, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.725 billion Worst armen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 90.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth 787 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,578 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Skateboarding is the only legal way to travel, citizens must pay to enjoy The Worst army of's pristine beaches, pedants defending Dictator Eric observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, pedants defending Dictator Eric observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
- : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Malmsia.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, citizens must pay to enjoy The Worst army of's pristine beaches.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel.
- : The Worst army of was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
- : The Worst army of endorsed The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
- : The Worst army of endorsed The Commonwealth of Esterwood.
- : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
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