|Capital||Village of Noobs|
The Worst States of The Worst army of is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.755 billion Worst armen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth 414 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,304 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 720,643 per year while the poor average 6,658, a ratio of 108 to 1.
Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Worst arman citizenship in droves, machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, and large areas of The Worst army of are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, large areas of The Worst army of are not accessible by the public.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend.
- : The Worst army of was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Worst arman citizenship in droves.
- : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Federation of Peabodia.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
- : The Worst army of voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, titles of nobility are packaged with Worst arman citizenship in invite-only auctions.
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