|Capital||Village of Noobs|
The Worst States of The Worst army of is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.397 billion Worst armen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth 224 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,821 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
The Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Principality of Tsaritsia.
- : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Confederacy of New Xenesia.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, dessert dishes make up the Worst arman breakfast menu.
- : The Worst army of endorsed The Empire of Flayland.
- : The Worst army of endorsed The Republic of New Saharia.
- : The Worst army of endorsed The Republic of TransilvaniaRomania.
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