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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,452nd Highest Crime Rates: 4,318th Most Influential: 4,666th
The Worst States of
Father Knows Best State
1 + 1 = 1
Dictator Eric
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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The Worst army of

Population997 million

CapitalVillage of Noobs
LeaderDictator Eric


The Worst States of The Worst army of is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 997 million Worst armen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.9%.

The Worst arman economy, worth 54.3 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,430 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,259 per year while the poor average 8,699, a ratio of 25.8 to 1.

Dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, airport security is provided by private companies, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Worst army of is ranked 151,572nd in the world and 6,667th in the South Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 6.79 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,452ndHighest Crime Rates: 4,318thMost Influential: 4,666thLargest Mining Sector: 5,389thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,948thMost Armed: 9,628thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,322ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,420th
Largest Mining Sector: 95th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 205th in the regionMost Armed: 224th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 393rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 446th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 457th in the regionLargest Black Market: 465th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 469th in the regionMost Influential: 475th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 655th in the region

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