|Capital||Village of Noobs|
The Worst States of The Worst army of is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 997 million Worst armen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.9%.
The Worst arman economy, worth 54.3 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,430 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,259 per year while the poor average 8,699, a ratio of 25.8 to 1.
Dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, airport security is provided by private companies, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Worst army of was endorsed by The People's Republic of Bleakfoot.
- : The Worst army of was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : The Worst army of lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : The Worst army of endorsed The Republic of The Shining Purple Light.
- : The Worst army of endorsed The Federation of Earth Orbit.
- : The Worst army of endorsed The Nomadic Peoples of Nueva Alta California.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, airport security is provided by private companies.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights.
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