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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 535thLargest Gambling Industry: 980thLargest Retail Industry: 995th
The Worst States of
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The Worst army of

Population6.441 billion

CapitalVillage of Noobs
LeaderDictator Eric


The Worst States of The Worst army of is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.441 billion Worst armen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Defense, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 73.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 1,239 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,426 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 535th in the world and 76th in the South Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 250 valid endorsements.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 535thLargest Gambling Industry: 980thLargest Retail Industry: 995thMost Influential: 1,029thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,604thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,698thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,778thLargest Black Market: 2,480thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,480thTop
Most Primitive: 3,638thRudest Citizens: 3,918thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,320thMost Patriotic: 5,128thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,281stLargest Mining Sector: 6,380thMost Secular: 7,200thBest Weather: 7,336thHighest Average Incomes: 8,136thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,072ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,540thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,575thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,293rdMost Beautiful Environments: 12,010thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,360thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,729thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,047thMost Efficient Economies: 14,185thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,495thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,875thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,351stHighest Economic Output: 16,523rdLargest Governments: 19,981stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,705thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,758thMost Stationary: 21,057thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,889th
Largest Gambling Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 76th in the regionMost Primitive: 91st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 118th in the regionRudest Citizens: 124th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 128th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 144th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 205th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 229th in the regionMost Secular: 235th in the regionBest Weather: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 262nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 263rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 271st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 294th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 300th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 331st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 348th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 370th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 382nd in the regionMost Stationary: 388th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 441st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 479th in the regionLargest Governments: 547th in the regionLargest Populations: 553rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 569th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 582nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 595th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 648th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 699th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the elderly are killed softly with a song.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 249 » Tsunamy, Blaash, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Beepee, Xandev, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Farengeto, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Sedunn, Amerion, Mapico, USNE2018, Jehenna, Curlyhoward, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Corgitopiaa, Bawkie, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Kringalia, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Nowa Europa, Ralphburg, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Unielvan Millorvium, Kiasu-ism, Aschenburg, Sthalrim, The Two Jerseys, The naked people, Zaelith, Privatore, Southern Numenor, Darakin, RestartAll, The Solar System Scope, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Theorin, Drystar, United Great Holy Empire, Maeiland, Oreo States, Soem, Yellunstryer, and 199 others.Nova Montron, Dankstergrad, Holy Free, Noire Denholm, Center Lisle, GI-Land, Dukin Donuts, South Caleblan, Marinho Islands, Andinla, Shefino, Grianal, Fasire, Isokenzar, Centristvill, Dirkistan, Itani, South Western Korea, Ancient Slobovia, United Rebellious States, Bumblegaria, Linden Oak, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Bohenia, Ullan, Antarctic Empires, Laamiva, Pax Dracon, Auphelia, Rad Asia, Obscure Sorrows, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Eastern Nyan, Doraya, Dereistic, Sanden, Noveos, Indolos, Madhonia, South Blossom, Quinta Caporales, Calistan, Walloonia, Rebel-topia, Enplatia, Operahouse, Saint Cinder, Myness, Valdutz, Concrete Slab, Jammlandia, Tioloman, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, Myndia, Midand, Aoz, Western Fardelshufflestein, Tepertopia, Proctethia, Menesynchro, Enlightened Australasia, Phanama, Steviland, Canmore, Bod Wareenaland, Myhomecountry, Blondiesland, Holota, Treir, Truskawkoland, Arvan Irawer, Doundaly, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Unojo, NIGHTRAY, Shuckle Empire, Westenhald, Freedoom, Noimosini, Oxyliteral, Kiani, Ragabania, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, New Sanet, Danily, Uunited Islands, Linguiniland, Uvalor, Wallanda, Urumpia, Faria Thew, New Plant, Never was New England, Drew Durrnil, Great Marsinia, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Yaravia, Al Madhaa, Malmsia, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Gonrati, Andrendia, Flaksis, Ambirich, Immund, Cereskia 2, The Haughtherlands, Arscanesia, Transtemporal Shifts, Ostavaria, A Place Somewhere, Achemar, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, Respackjakenrhace, Rectionk, Chernaya Zvezda, Banglazstrogaria, Sou Avida, Eltrora, Eleuthelrium, The Woragopiria, Ranra, Makinius, Elora Nation, Erstavik, Ever Testing, Willing Mind, Ipugao, Venezia Pacifica, Great Lothian, Flumenvallis, Berusturg, Mavenu, Donat Invadia, Kanskje, Isovet, Shintoese, Sharafi, Si-Llon, Figlandia, Tur Monkadzii, Gracca, Aurcania, Eastern Bahia, Bonobiana, Zataras, The Kies, Brazilian impero2, Goom Bay, Esterwood, Leighester, Monaque, North Pernambuco, Oppalli, Martiland, Tupolov, New American Dictatorship, Leimarite Empire, Some Great Peope, The Island of Sorna, South Pernambuco, Thezan, Froshar, New Crownea, Auviantan Outh Islands, Idealismm, Kalilola, GERMAN EMPIER, Saint Roberts, The republic of Konsa, Lauramerica, Shoinkwishima, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, TescoPepsi, Fiparna, Max Siotto, Biwaki, Mnemnovia, Tyrantistica, Akimera, Alrone, ARIAPOLIS01, Comfed, Kaldosky, Distalkis, Groblinus, Pentes, Gennaretia, Bistritza, Eae, Veromia, Shadeth, Merevane, Grablante, and LadyRebels.