The Federal Republic of Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Toni with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.846 billion Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territoriesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. The average income tax rate is 7.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territoriesian economy, worth 255 trillion HKKNT Federal Yuens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 138,643 HKKNT Federal Yuens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories is ranked 237,548^th in the world and 8,019^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.91 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.