The Meridian Republic of Bohenia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Apprai with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.723 billion Bohenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quana. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bohenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,013 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 214,576 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohenia's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anime.

Bohenia is ranked 267,696^th in the world and 12,482^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.43 crimes per hour.