The Principality of Bohenia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 703 million Bohenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shorecrest. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bohenian economy, worth 77.1 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 109,716 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohenia's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bohenia is ranked 156,710^th in the world and 6,309^th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.68 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.