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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 203rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 423rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 579th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
March on, Sleep gone.
Trinal XI
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Holy Free

Population9.038 billion

CapitalLordinia
LeaderTrinal XI
FaithHolsanism

CurrencyFrees
AnimalJaguar

The Kingdom of Holy Free is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Trinal XI with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, fear of technology, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.038 billion Holy Freeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lordinia. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Freean economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion Freeses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 119,856 Freeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Free's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holsanism.

Holy Free is ranked 32,726th in the world and 770th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.96 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 203rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 423rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 579thMost Influential: 1,361stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,710thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,460thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,590thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,438thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,293rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,754thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,188thLargest Black Market: 6,587thBest Weather: 8,523rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,089thMost Secular: 9,485thMost Developed: 12,548thNudest: 12,884thLargest Governments: 14,856thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 16,627thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,470thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,907thMost Patriotic: 20,364thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,844thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,336thMost Cultured: 26,607thHighest Economic Output: 26,944thMost Efficient Economies: 27,058th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 63rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 67th in the regionLargest Black Market: 81st in the regionMost Influential: 91st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 104th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 158th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 167th in the regionMost Secular: 200th in the regionBest Weather: 244th in the regionNudest: 248th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 250th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 272nd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 323rd in the regionMost Developed: 338th in the regionMost Patriotic: 387th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 391st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 409th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 422nd in the regionLargest Populations: 494th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 528th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 599th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 210 » Curlyhoward, Arscanesia, Sumina, Jehenna, Bawkie, Zaelith, Aidenfieeld, Beblahbleblo, The Solar System Scope, Land Without Shrimp, Menesynchro, The Two Jerseys, Ostavaria, Ever Testing, Zanforadon, Soem, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Linden Oak, Pamela And Hepatitis, Nill Vill, ANuadh, Dakalian, Kiasu-ism, Altnavia, Ebonhand, Yellunstryer, Unojo, Saciu, Skaladoria, The Ginger Lands, Grand Milania, Itani, Berrada, Bear Connors Paradiso, Balisca, Southern Numenor, Nova Montron, Siromiana, Atomic Garden, Isokenzar, A leftover country, Myhomecountry, Darakin, No moking, USNE2018, New Bulacan, ARIAPOLIS01, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, New Anterea, and 160 others.The Worst army of, Walloonia, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, United States of Belvaria, The Haughtherlands, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Dereistic, Fasire, Amerion, Sordandia, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Privatore, Eleuthelrium, Bleakfoot, Ugranda, Nowa Europa, Ancient Slobovia, Myness, Antarctic Empires, Land of Mari, Gymnostan, Dausuva, Of the european socialist republics, Drystar, Chernaya Zvezda, Madhonia, Imperium Sempiternum, Rebel-topia, Tvania, Abarri, Wehraboos, Rad Asia, Los Lonley Boys, Shefino, Sautu, Jammlandia, Noire Denholm, Tepertopia, Amonguitos, Oreo States, PenguinPies, Nomayuki, Venkara, Bavaristan, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Doraya, Goldnation, Karatengisa, Froshar, Bonobiana, Aurcania, North Kanuckistan, Mapico, Gracca, America Gone Wrong, Lynxaion, Farengeto, Sanden, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Dun Frest, Tsunamy, Sgaana, Calistan, Farelonia, Besern, Kanatian Percocet, Freedoom, Voiders, Valles Stellarum, Marnrio, Doundaly, Unielvan Millorvium, Estival, Great Lothian, Kazhinskia, Seythennia, Sporaltryus, Gorklibunsond, Galadra, Bloonation, Blondiesland, Jakub, West Pastafaria, Arlandias, Martzbrieg, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Frairrisburg, Uvalor, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Tanyaland, Hacrela, Venezia Pacifica, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Alvira, Cerespasia, The Republic of Everleigh, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Gonthavnor, Bohenia, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Kringalia, Belschaft, Blipp, Sea shep, Ipugao, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Eritria, Tioloman, Greater Pardonia, Emagination, Africana, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Auviantan Outh Islands, Yusan, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Luxemstein, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Purestan, Springwalla, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Lemenga, Bogani, Lans Isles, Lupusterra, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Xanistan, BEEstreetz, Nakayo, Pepperton, Elritch, Eastern Juble Lux, United Allied Systems Nations, Anarco Argentina, North Korea is best, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, and Stelmund.

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