The RP Loving State of Holy Free is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Trinal IX with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.144 billion Holy Freeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lordinia. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Holy Freean economy, worth 131 trillion Freeses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,252 Freeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Holy Freean casinos, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and Trinal IX is famed for giving great back rubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Free's national animal is the Free Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Holsanism.

Holy Free is ranked 208,078^th in the world and 6,703^rd in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.38 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.