The RP lover of Holy Free is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, fear of technology, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 976 million Holy Freeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lordinia. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Holy Freean economy, worth 65.0 trillion Freeses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,569 Freeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down, and the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Free's national animal is the Free Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Holy Free is ranked 65,080^th in the world and 1,346^th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 172.398847998 Days.