The Kinda Tired of Holy Free is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Trinal XI with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.041 billion Holy Freeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lordinia. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Freean economy, worth 561 trillion Freeses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 111,390 Freeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Holy Free's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Holsanism.

Holy Free is ranked 76^th in the world and 11^th in the South Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 590 valid endorsements.