The Minister of Culture of Holy Free is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Trinal IX with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.052 billion Holy Frans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lordinia. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Holy Freean economy, worth 219 trillion Freeses a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is 71,851 Freeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and tourists call Holy Freean beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Free's national animal is the Freeses, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holsanism.

Holy Free is ranked 161,690^th in the world and 5,311^th in the South Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 425.63 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.