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The South Pacific RMB

WA Delegate: The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys (elected )

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Most Nations: 4th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 36th
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Embassies: the Rejected Realms, Spiritus, The North Pacific, The Union of Democratic States, The East Pacific, Kennan, Albion, NationStates, Equilism, the Pacific, Gay, Versailles Isle, Lone Wolves United, Warzone Australia, Knowhere, 10000 Islands, and 5 others.Forest, South Pacific Trading Company, Lazarene Exiles, Hell, and Conch Kingdom.

Tags: Founderless, Democratic, Snarky, LGBT, Feeder, Regional Government, Casual, Offsite Chat, Gargantuan, Offsite Forums, and Featured.

Regional Power: Extremely High

The South Pacific contains 7,182 nations, the 4th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Gambling Industry in the South Pacific

The World Census tailed known underworld figures in order to determine which nations have the largest gambling industries.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 8,575th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eternal Misfortune of PterodoriaCapitalizt“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The Eternal Misfortune of PallidoniaAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
3.The Miserable Land of AramanchoviaCompulsory Consumerist State“We're better than you”
4.The Kingdom of DarkmenCorporate Police State“gold or lead”
5.The Empire of HamronicaBenevolent Dictatorship“Mahnamahna”
6.The Community of GuntilAnarchy“Twirling Toward Freedom”
7.The Incorporated States of SehlysdreAnarchy“Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus”
8.The Free Land of Recreational Metal GearsCapitalizt“The NAP Will Set You Free”
9.The Grand Duchy of SprungusFather Knows Best State“Give me liberty, or give me death! Preferably liberty.”
10.The Free Merchant City State of AschenburgCapitalizt“Audaces Fortuna Iuvat”
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Regional Poll • 2018 Delegate Voting Round 2!

The Tropical Paradise of Aumeltopia wrote:Information and Campaigns: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=945367

Voting opened 6 days ago and will close . Open to WA member, native residents. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

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The South Pacific Regional Message Board

*sips pure Aumeltopian SPIT*

Aumeltopia wrote:*sips pure Aumeltopian SPIT*

*rips out the Aumeltopian SPIT and forces fresh Midandian SPIT down your mouth*

Midand wrote:*rips out the Aumeltopian SPIT and forces fresh Midandian SPIT down your mouth*

*rips out the SPIT from both of your mouths and shoves down the best organic Tilipriot SPAM*

Tilipria wrote:*rips out the SPIT from both of your mouths and shoves down the best organic Tilipriot SPAM*

*spits so much in your face that you even start drowning*

Auphelia wrote:IT'S NOT OVER YET!!!

VOTE Tsunamy!!!!

I mean, I think it's pretty close to over. Everyone's gonna have shiny new shark-like delegate in a bit.

Hey Midand and Aumeltopia!

With increasing reports of people suddenly switching from the delicious* Tilipriot SPAM to the disgusting* Midandian and Aumeltopian 'SPIT', the SPAMô Company (actually run by the Tilipriot Government) has recently addressed the tough competition from the main SPIT producers Midand and Aumeltopia.

Quoteworthy and notable speeches from the assembly include "Bring it on, SPIT!" and "We're going to keep on competing. More people in the South Pacific need to know the taste of our drink".

*Some people hate SPAM.
*Some people love SPIT.

Read dispatch

Erinor wrote:I mean, I like pie, too.

Independessertism!

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality!

Tilipria wrote:Hey Midand and Aumeltopia!

With increasing reports of people suddenly switching from the delicious* Tilipriot SPAM to the disgusting* Midandian and Aumeltopian 'SPIT', the SPAMô Company (actually run by the Tilipriot Government) has recently addressed the tough competition from the main SPIT producers Midand and Aumeltopia.

Quoteworthy and notable speeches from the assembly include "Bring it on, SPIT!" and "We're going to keep on competing. More people in the South Pacific need to know the taste of our drink".

*Some people hate SPAM.
*Some people love SPIT.

Read dispatch

That doesn't seem to have any new or interesting information. Also "noteworthy" quotes are not noteworthy :P

Tilipria wrote:Hey Midand and Aumeltopia!

With increasing reports of people suddenly switching from the delicious* Tilipriot SPAM to the disgusting* Midandian and Aumeltopian 'SPIT', the SPAMô Company (actually run by the Tilipriot Government) has recently addressed the tough competition from the main SPIT producers Midand and Aumeltopia.

Quoteworthy and notable speeches from the assembly include "Bring it on, SPIT!" and "We're going to keep on competing. More people in the South Pacific need to know the taste of our drink".

*Some people hate SPAM.
*Some people love SPIT.

Read dispatch

Heh.
*tosses all the SPAM out the window into traffic and rips apart Tilipria's dispatch*

Aumeltopia wrote:*sips pure Aumeltopian SPIT*

cover all 9,000 taste buds

Aerate it, warm it up *smack smack*

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