The Realm of Democratic Chanum Ter Heak is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chip Skylark with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 5.105 billion Democratic Chanum Ter Heakians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyberia. The average income tax rate is 80.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Chanum Ter Heakian economy, worth 716 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 140,440 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Chip Skylark has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and the well-to-do in the South Pacific are never on time for important appointments. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Chanum Ter Heak's national animal is the Eel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Democratic Chanum Ter Heak is ranked 10,260^th in the world and 300^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,565.18 pounds of wildlife per square mile.