The Commonwealth of Yellunstryer is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Max Alfred with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.15 billion Yellunstrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melchester. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yellunstryerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,565 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 192,115 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and gift baskets often contain working nukes. Crime is totally unknown. Yellunstryer's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Atheism.

Yellunstryer is ranked 79,397^th in the world and 3,031^st in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 69.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.