The Commonwealth of Yellunstryer is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Max Alfred with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.993 billion Yellunstrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melchester. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yellunstryerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,695 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 188,586 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime is totally unknown. Yellunstryer's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Atheism.

Yellunstryer is ranked 110,199^th in the world and 4,007^th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 956.34 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.