The Commonwealth of Yellunstryer is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Max Alfred with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.251 billion Yellunstrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melchester. The average income tax rate is 11.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Yellunstryerian economy, worth 728 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 171,286 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, and Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme. Crime is totally unknown. Yellunstryer's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Atheism.

Yellunstryer is ranked 39,876^th in the world and 1,948^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,906.93 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.