The Commonwealth of Yellunstryer is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Max Alfred with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.383 billion Yellunstrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melchester. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yellunstryerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,428 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 193,428 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, concussed horseball players cannot remember their lineup position, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime is totally unknown. Yellunstryer's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Atheism.

Yellunstryer is ranked 108,615^th in the world and 1,922^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 246 billion Standard Monetary Units.