The Commonwealth of Yellunstryer is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Max Alfred with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.491 billion Yellunstrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melchester. The average income tax rate is 38.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yellunstryerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,250 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,720 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, the doctor has cold hands, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, and preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime. Crime is totally unknown. Yellunstryer's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Atheism.

Yellunstryer is ranked 9,700^th in the world and 343^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 5,810.35 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.