The Republic of Cypheri is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Douglas J Hunley with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.369 billion Cypherians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zion. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cypherian economy, worth a remarkable 2,038 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 243,531 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitration is mightier than the sword, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, some Cypherian athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Cypheri. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cypheri's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Science.

Cypheri is ranked 98,095^th in the world and 4,189^th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 59.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.