The Democratic Republic of Dimplingpie is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Princess Dimpy with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.364 billion Dimplingpieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dimptropolis. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dimplingpiean economy, worth 732 trillion Pies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,616 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimplingpie's national animal is the Wisdom Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hootangelism.

Dimplingpie is ranked 78,697^th in the world and 948^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 87,616.16 Standard Monetary Units.