The United States of AJTON is a massive, genial nation, ruled by AJ Oricoli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.715 billion AJTONS are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jocksun. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AJTONEST economy, worth 527 trillion AJTS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,960 AJTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, and AJ Oricoli's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. AJTON's national animal is the Cheetasaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hellenic and Christianity.

AJTON is ranked 167,658^th in the world and 3,812^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 313.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.