The South Pacific Iced Tea of Sporaltryus is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by ProfessorHenn with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 21.301 billion Sporaltryans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castietya. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Sporaltryan economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion Woolongs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 67,635 Woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Sporaltryan weed picker are way up, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and the news is showing footage of ProfessorHenn bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sporaltryus's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tonicism.

Sporaltryus is ranked 324,871^st in the world and 4,082^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.51 on the Bus Surprisal Index.