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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,123rdMost Influential: 4,154thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,229th
The Also Sheep Loving Nation of
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New Kiwi Repupirikana

Population1.526 billion

LeaderJoe Mackson

CurrencyKiwi Buck
AnimalKiwi and Arapawa Sheep

The Also Sheep Loving Nation of New Kiwi Repupirikana is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joe Mackson with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.526 billion Kiwis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Kiwi Repupirikanan economy, worth 162 trillion Kiwi Bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,602 Kiwi Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Kiwi Repupirikana's national animal is the Kiwi and Arapawa Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Kiwi Repupirikana is ranked 39,529th in the world and 912th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.91 law-abiding acts per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,123rdMost Influential: 4,154thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,229thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,226thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,098thTop
Nicest Citizens: 15,210thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,842ndLargest Publishing Industry: 18,095thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,071stHighest Food Quality: 20,446thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,606thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,159thMost Cultured: 22,161stMost Inclusive: 23,100thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,146thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,178thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,152ndSafest: 25,700thSmartest Citizens: 26,629thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27,952ndLongest Average Lifespans: 28,619th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 307th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 345th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 362nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 415th in the regionMost Influential: 432nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 434th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 470th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 473rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 491st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 522nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 522nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 523rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 530th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 547th in the region

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