The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the South Pacific
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 6,081st in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello | “My way or the highway” | |
| 2. |  The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Corporate Police State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Darkmen | Iron Fist Consumerists | “gold or lead” | |
| 4. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 5. |  The Unwavering Love of Land With Lots of Shrimp | Capitalizt | “Can I trade in the children for more cash?” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Olongon | Anarchy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 7. |  The Please withdraw endorse me of Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories | Anarchy | “Make Hong Kong great again” | |
| 8. |  The Armed Republic of Sprinkler | Corporate Police State | “To rule and opress” | |
| 9. |  The Red Panda Clan of Syvani | Anarchy | “Force of Togetherness” | |
| 10. |  The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil | Anarchy | “slab rizzed me up 🤫🧏♂️” |
