by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the South Pacific

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 6,124th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The PS2 Puppet of PterodoriaCapitalist Paradise“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.The Borderlands of NothreenCorporate Bordello“...”
3.The PS2 Puppet of PallidoniaAnarchy“Stop Reading My Motto!”
4.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCompulsory Consumerist State“With oysters we thrive!”
5.The Incorporated States of SehlysdreAnarchy“Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus”
6.The Kingdom of DarkmenCorporate Police State“gold or lead”
7.The Confederated Districts of TreirCapitalizt“Take the Path of Least Resistance”
8.The Holy Filesharing Empire of CeidtopiaCapitalizt“No work no worries.”
9.The Armed Republic of SprinklerCorporate Police State“To rule and opress”
10.The PS2 Puppet of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
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