The United Kingdom of Reino do Brazil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Margarida Ramos with an even hand, and renowned for its feral children, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 17.638 billion Reinenses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Frontier. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reinense economy, worth a remarkable 2,821 trillion Cruzadoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,979 Cruzadoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Reino do Brazil, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, and conspiracy theorists allege New Frontier's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reino do Brazil's national animal is the Podengo Portugues Pequeno, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Reino do Brazil is ranked 285,542^nd in the world and 17^th in The Constitutional Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring -386.91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.