| Population | 9.272 billion |
| Capital | New Frontier |
| Leader | Prime-Minister Bernardo Ahrenz de Mattos |
| Currency | Cruzado |
| Animal | Podengo Portugues Pequeno |
The United Kingdom of Reino do Brazil is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime-Minister Bernardo Ahrenz de Mattos with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 9.272 billion Reinenses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Frontier. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Reinense economy, worth a remarkable 1,404 trillion Cruzadoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,524 Cruzadoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The nation excels at displacement, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, meat-eating is frowned upon, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reino do Brazil's national animal is the Podengo Portugues Pequeno, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Reino do Brazil is ranked 168,112th in the world and 14th in Teremara for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -16.25 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Reino do Brazil, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Reino do Brazil, meat-eating is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Reino do Brazil, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
- : Reino do Brazil was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Reino do Brazil, the nation excels at displacement.
- : Following new legislation in Reino do Brazil, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
- : Following new legislation in Reino do Brazil, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Reino do Brazil, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
- : Following new legislation in Reino do Brazil, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
- : Following new legislation in Reino do Brazil, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
