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Largest Black Market: 519th Most Devout: 557th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 825th
The Grootrijk of
Father Knows Best State
A Ufeweard
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / WA Delegate / Supreme Cartographer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Hippie Kiwis

Population10.532 billion

CapitalLatka
LeaderKing Douglas I
FaithAhmadiyya

CurrencyGuilder
AnimalEel

The Grootrijk of Hippie Kiwis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Douglas I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, aversion to nipples, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.532 billion Kiwisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latka. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiwisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,383 trillion Guilders a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 226,276 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Religious education is a new government priority, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, and a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hippie Kiwis's national animal is the Eel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ahmadiyya.

Hippie Kiwis is ranked 152,204th in the world and 6th in The White Stag Republic for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -7.68 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 519thMost Devout: 557thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 825thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,278thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,365thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,531stHighest Average Incomes: 3,745thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,855thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,015thLargest Mining Sector: 4,250thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,289thHighest Economic Output: 4,314thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,571stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,275thLowest Crime Rates: 7,533rdTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,933rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,940thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,079thLargest Governments: 10,358thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,778thMost Influential: 11,978thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,215thHighest Drug Use: 13,108thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,341stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,657thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,026thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,339thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,604thMost Developed: 14,899th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hippie Kiwis, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction.
  • : Following new legislation in Hippie Kiwis, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications.
  • : Following new legislation in Hippie Kiwis, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Hippie Kiwis, religious education is a new government priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Hippie Kiwis, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Hippie Kiwis.
  • : Following new legislation in Hippie Kiwis, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in Hippie Kiwis, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable.
  • : Following new legislation in Hippie Kiwis, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Hippie Kiwis, it's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps.
  • : Following new legislation in Hippie Kiwis, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.

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