The Imperial Dominion of Brizsland is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Dom Pedro IV de Bragança e Hohenzollern with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.062 billion Southern-Germans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Petrópolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Brizslandian economy, worth 893 trillion Réis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 176,538 Réis, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 932,893 per year while the poor average 17,741, a ratio of 52.6 to 1.

Museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brizsland's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eastern Catholic Christianism.

Brizsland is ranked 46,080^th in the world and 76^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 14.07 Obesity Rate.