The Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Imperator Grigori II with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.972 billion Rossiyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaya Moskva. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rossii economy, worth a remarkable 3,315 trillion RusKredits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 302,216 RusKredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The moon's craters are more numerous every day, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, and signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Rossiya's national animal is the Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cultism.

Union of Rossiya is ranked 4,573^rd in the world and 2^nd in Slavska for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,840.54 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.