The Lucky Dystopia of Union of Rossiya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grigori II with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.201 billion Rossiyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaya Moskva. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Rossii economy, worth a remarkable 6,134 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 319,484 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, nine out of ten citizens of Union of Rossiya answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Rossiya's national animal is the Woolly Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopian Cultism.

Union of Rossiya is ranked 17,898^th in the world and 119^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 54.6 flags saluted per person per day.