The Federation of Pacifian is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Hart with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.279 billion Pacifians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Cascadia. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pacifian economy, worth 158 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,090 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pacifian's national animal is the Pacifian grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Pacifian is ranked 10,463^rd in the world and 272^nd in Europe for Most Pacifist, with 130.51 cheeks turned per day.