The Eco-Socialist Democracy of Statte is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Sommo Stattarulo with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.187 billion Stattesi enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gambe di Mazinga. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stattese economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 190,410 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Statte's national animal is the White Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mazinganism.

Statte is ranked 293,274^th in the world and 778^th in Europe for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.