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Most Influential: 19thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 635thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,298th
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The Seven Provinces

Population26.826 billion

CapitalBenishof
LeaderSpurdo Spärde
FaithBenism

Currencycolombian flake
Animalpædobär

The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.826 billion Seven Provincians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 6,142 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 228,993 colombian flakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, and people boast about their low income on their dating profiles. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.

The Seven Provinces is ranked 303,147th in the world and 1,427th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 31.23 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Influential: 19thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 635thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,298thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,530thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,642ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,896thHighest Economic Output: 2,286thBest Weather: 2,299thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,112thSmartest Citizens: 3,401stMost Developed: 3,515thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,585thMost Efficient Economies: 3,811thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,923rdMost Cultured: 3,977thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,028thHighest Crime Rates: 4,383rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,408thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,414thLargest Black Market: 4,715thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,307thHighest Food Quality: 5,938thLargest Populations: 6,325thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,659thHighest Average Incomes: 6,852ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,882ndLargest Gambling Industry: 8,877thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,654thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,185thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,308thLargest Governments: 11,484thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,692ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,518thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,346thMost Armed: 21,679thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,806thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,702nd
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Most Influential: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 47th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 61st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 73rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 73rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionMost Cultured: 79th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 89th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 89th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionMost Stationary: 93rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 93rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 94th in the regionMost Armed: 96th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 117th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 117th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 134th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 134th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 142nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 200 » Yahlia, The New Nordic Union, Elisabethshagen, Regnum Italiae, Pilipinas and Malaya, Maritzal, Invernessia, Chronus, Someseni, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Nardin, Ausvelt, Thracia and Crimea, Super Happy Land, Northern German Federation, The Champions League, Outer Sparta, North of Americas, Imperium Anglorum, St Scarlett, Walfo, Galway-Dublin, Leszno, Dauershire, Weltbeherrschung, Nuweland, Savinecross, Dark Matter, Wombelland, Jim the Baptist, Brakanistan, Irminsulia, Quentenia, Falvaard, Thracia Republic, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Bareu, The Scandinavian Realm, Kardjali, Nea Europa, Ostermarch, Wiener-Neustadt, South St Maarten, Druznia, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Carignanum, Durlia, Belmoren, Lieges, Puerto Thelosia, and 150 others.An Clar, Trixeland, Rotenstein, The-British-Isles, Jahass, The Templar Papal New State, Ivernia, The Reunited Yugoslavs, The States of Texas and Arkansas, New Eestiball, Estellan, United Communes of Chile, Amicities, Mynox, Othenhiem, Gliesetonia, Zulrich, Robbonia, Estonesia, Europe a Nation, Warzakie, Aroale, Girvage, Alsted, Rary, Sicheslav, Konewa, Gorzi, Balcem, Armbruster, Iceagea, Agausia, Zaznia, Arsenial, HELLLLL, Fenian Provinces, Dalliser, Liberalialand, Ottterland, Burvenchkaht, Etnon, Meropis, UGBK, Scutarie, Slavatania, Southern Whateverlandia, New Vorarlberg, Dizgovzy, Ikarus, Northern Socialist States, Kkorea, Nova Prussia, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Yourope, Leistrona, Unidoria, Great Clucky, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Nigeriao Kingdom, Stumphosse Res, AnnaK, Leranditale, Seristria, Golonov, Lorissa, East Ase Palmars, Coque Borie Lethawik, Scytharum, Castlenburg, Icoland, Gelsland, Novaspesia, Agatep, Bastile, Mally Piznoopia, Hapsteld, Psikuta, Saarenmaa, Ostveg, Skovestland, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Noob Farlands, Liberepublia, Stromia, Nordivia, Foudina, Kanokla, Calicov, Elestansa, Yaorozu, Ortigia, Salwonia, Karnea, Makykay, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Salarnsia, Aresetia, Empire of Draconia, The Iron Khagnate, Skalliad, The OG Your Moms Mom, The Deccan Federation, Orsik, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Astaraion, Sasuya, Scivonia, Istastioner, The New Palaces, Der Weimar Republik, Hankhank, Winterstein, The AbelLandia, Saint Asperes, Sovsastan, Drembler, Ultaverstin, Hunarskotlo, New Rocland, Cot Deviet, Iquerian, Niemence, Society of Russian Freedom, The Oriental Empire, Lumermeyr, Belvanya, Zirton, DeNorSweLand, Montecrux, Reiserland, Narmocrana, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Myanerus, Woodlands, Cambany, Wamia, Mancidonia, Pupunese, Granevia, Kronverg, Alcrosnia, Apocalypse Borg, Soul Reapers, Astillero, X Country, Lagene, The Commonwealth of Rylandia, and Convilla.

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