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Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 805thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,090th
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The Seven Provinces

Population20.999 billion

LeaderSpurdo Spärde

Currencycolombian flake

The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.999 billion Seven Provincians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. The average income tax rate is 53.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 4,575 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 217,888 colombian flakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.

The Seven Provinces is ranked 16,778th in the world and 232nd in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 15.9 Bank.

Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 805thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,090thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,296thLargest Retail Industry: 1,352ndRudest Citizens: 1,391stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,503rdBest Weather: 2,142ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,509thMost Efficient Economies: 2,530thSmartest Citizens: 2,866thHighest Crime Rates: 2,873rdMost Cultured: 3,275thMost Developed: 3,365thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,516thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,654thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,838thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,241stLargest Black Market: 4,586thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,616thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,639thHighest Food Quality: 5,034thHighest Average Incomes: 5,314thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,860thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,029thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,840thLargest Populations: 7,058thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,210thLargest Governments: 10,631stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,105thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,211thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,737thMost Armed: 12,757thMost Inclusive: 13,712thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,778thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,572ndMost Pro-Market: 18,556thHighest Drug Use: 20,644th
Most Influential: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 61st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 64th in the regionMost Armed: 64th in the regionMost Developed: 65th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 69th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 82nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 101st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 110th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 207 » Yahlia, The New Nordic Union, Elisabethshagen, Regnum Italiae, Pilipinas and Malaya, Neuchateau, Grodisze, Maritzal, Invernessia, GanymedEuropa, Destyntine, Chronus, Republic of Satherland, Someseni, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Nardin, Ausvelt, Thracia and Crimea, Super Happy Land, Northern German Federation, Lovisa, Eritei, Rivierenland, The Champions League, Parliamentary Laramidia, Leranditale, Outer Sparta, North of Americas, Imperium Anglorum, St Scarlett, Walfo, Galway-Dublin, Leszno, Dauershire, Weltbeherrschung, Saint Domingo, Nuweland, Wessex and Cornwall, Savinecross, Dark Matter, Abject Ludicrosity, Wombelland, Jim the Baptist, Brakanistan, Irminsulia, Quentenia, Falvaard, Thracia Republic, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Monte Naranja, and 157 others.ENOTRIA, Maanenland, Northwest Isles, Yoannes, Bareu, New Touraine, Lyallpur, The Scandinavian Realm, Desibia, Kardjali, German Bismarck Republic, Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg, Old World Order, Nea Europa, Ostermarch, Greater Albaina, Diets, Bombastion, Uldar Union, Thils, Soviet Krussia, North Batica, Wiener-Neustadt, Canovium, Dalmannia, South St Maarten, Druznia, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Soviet Taoistan, Carignanum, Aragonja, Migurson, Arorska, Godefargen, Ansington, Toaddia, Durlia, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Nevelja, Boldia, Belmoren, Velosia, Lieges, Hafrsa, Puerto Thelosia, An Clar, Cytadela, Monkistan, Litalia Vala, Greater Tomland, Free Workers Macedon, Bohomo, Evergreen Keys, Betasia, Trixeland, Rotenstein, Viktorias, The Kingdom of Denmark, Purgatio, Leiningerland, Demon666, The-British-Isles, Jahass, Maraleeri, Escalver, Equatorial Zone, Antwerpen Apart, The Templar Papal New State, Odwyerica, Ivernia, South Douninitia, The Haven of Corporations, New Ylicia, The Oriental Empire, Ostrogotharum Praeeminebat, The Reunited Yugoslavs, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Villaing, Montegrovia, Gerarvania, Enway, The British Royalist Union, The Great New Swiss, NorthPortugal, Apabeossie, Saint Pallas, Seims, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, Armbruster, Meropis, Gor Kebab, Crestphalia, Owlograd, Cath Slar, Greater Icelandia, Great Hanover, New Eestiball, Estellan, Dorenstad, Epistimi Evimeria, Ashckar, Pinenses, New Hevania, Kingdom of Brytania, Anskerdank, Turkenia, Corsovica, San Guglielmo, Titoist Yugoslavia, Wollaberg, The Great Owen, Rhinowolf, Kanokla, Zarulia, Bluemerica, United Communes of Chile, Amicities, Corosky, Transthysciam, The New Dawn Imperium, Kyrica, Valtrona, Eski, Aura Banitia, Asparagusia, Eco-Paris Reformation, Mynox, Othenhiem, Sebygang, Gliesetonia, Historically accurate land of memes, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Nuevo Europa, Thanianberg, Zulrich, Woschia, Maalat, Powiat Miechowski, Berlin and Hanover, Kurdislavic Algharbistan, East Kirea, Nou Hel, Lord Sapre, Robbonia, Stromia, Estonesia, Greater Bahland, Hallorland, Trisikistan, The Rebels of Ireland, Khuravia, Mallesia, Namiona, Mimeer, A3161, Elania Kingdom, and Neue Prussian Republic.

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