Population | 26.826 billion |
Capital | Benishof |
Leader | Spurdo Spärde |
Faith | Benism |
Currency | colombian flake |
Animal | pædobär |
The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.826 billion Seven Provincians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 6,142 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 228,993 colombian flakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, and people boast about their low income on their dating profiles. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.
The Seven Provinces is ranked 303,147th in the world and 1,427th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 31.23 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Convilla.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Kingdom of The Commonwealth of Rylandia.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Republic of Lagene.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Emirate of X Country.
- : The Seven Provinces was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in The Seven Provinces, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
- : Following new legislation in The Seven Provinces, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.
- : Following new legislation in The Seven Provinces, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Holy Queendom of Astillero.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Socialist Republic of Grandocantorica.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 200 » Yahlia, The New Nordic Union, Elisabethshagen, Regnum Italiae, Pilipinas and Malaya, Maritzal, Invernessia, Chronus, Someseni, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Nardin, Ausvelt, Thracia and Crimea, Super Happy Land, Northern German Federation, The Champions League, Outer Sparta, North of Americas, Imperium Anglorum, St Scarlett, Walfo, Galway-Dublin, Leszno, Dauershire, Weltbeherrschung, Nuweland, Savinecross, Dark Matter, Wombelland, Jim the Baptist, Brakanistan, Irminsulia, Quentenia, Falvaard, Thracia Republic, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Bareu, The Scandinavian Realm, Kardjali, Nea Europa, Ostermarch, Wiener-Neustadt, South St Maarten, Druznia, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Carignanum, Durlia, Belmoren, Lieges, Puerto Thelosia, and 150 others.An Clar, Trixeland, Rotenstein, The-British-Isles, Jahass, The Templar Papal New State, Ivernia, The Reunited Yugoslavs, The States of Texas and Arkansas, New Eestiball, Estellan, United Communes of Chile, Amicities, Mynox, Othenhiem, Gliesetonia, Zulrich, Robbonia, Estonesia, Europe a Nation, Warzakie, Aroale, Girvage, Alsted, Rary, Sicheslav, Konewa, Gorzi, Balcem, Armbruster, Iceagea, Agausia, Zaznia, Arsenial, HELLLLL, Fenian Provinces, Dalliser, Liberalialand, Ottterland, Burvenchkaht, Etnon, Meropis, UGBK, Scutarie, Slavatania, Southern Whateverlandia, New Vorarlberg, Dizgovzy, Ikarus, Northern Socialist States, Kkorea, Nova Prussia, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Yourope, Leistrona, Unidoria, Great Clucky, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Nigeriao Kingdom, Stumphosse Res, AnnaK, Leranditale, Seristria, Golonov, Lorissa, East Ase Palmars, Coque Borie Lethawik, Scytharum, Castlenburg, Icoland, Gelsland, Novaspesia, Agatep, Bastile, Mally Piznoopia, Hapsteld, Psikuta, Saarenmaa, Ostveg, Skovestland, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Noob Farlands, Liberepublia, Stromia, Nordivia, Foudina, Kanokla, Calicov, Elestansa, Yaorozu, Ortigia, Salwonia, Karnea, Makykay, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Salarnsia, Aresetia, Empire of Draconia, The Iron Khagnate, Skalliad, The OG Your Moms Mom, The Deccan Federation, Orsik, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Astaraion, Sasuya, Scivonia, Istastioner, The New Palaces, Der Weimar Republik, Hankhank, Winterstein, The AbelLandia, Saint Asperes, Sovsastan, Drembler, Ultaverstin, Hunarskotlo, New Rocland, Cot Deviet, Iquerian, Niemence, Society of Russian Freedom, The Oriental Empire, Lumermeyr, Belvanya, Zirton, DeNorSweLand, Montecrux, Reiserland, Narmocrana, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Myanerus, Woodlands, Cambany, Wamia, Mancidonia, Pupunese, Granevia, Kronverg, Alcrosnia, Apocalypse Borg, Soul Reapers, Astillero, X Country, Lagene, The Commonwealth of Rylandia, and Convilla.