by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 408thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,181st
The Grand Duchy of
New York Times Democracy
Good heavens, just look at the time!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Seven Provinces

Population17.455 billion

LeaderSpurdo Spärde

Currencycolombian flake

The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.455 billion Seven Provincians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 3,280 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 187,957 colombian flakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 584,853 per year while the poor average 46,443, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving. Crime is totally unknown. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.

The Seven Provinces is ranked 155,433rd in the world and 960th in Europe for Most Secular, with 11.4 Atheism Rate.

Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 408thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,181stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,300thBest Weather: 1,557thTop
Most Stationary: 1,903rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,127thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,151stMost Developed: 2,578thSmartest Citizens: 2,621stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,791stMost Efficient Economies: 2,838thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,850thLargest Retail Industry: 3,167thHighest Economic Output: 3,216thRudest Citizens: 3,783rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,820thMost Cultured: 3,885thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,991stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,348thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,393rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,051stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,338thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,105thHighest Average Incomes: 7,232ndLargest Populations: 7,628thMost Inclusive: 7,797thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,227thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,465thTop
Largest Governments: 8,623rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,323rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,949thSafest: 15,478thMost Devout: 16,328thNudest: 16,872nd
Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionBest Weather: 38th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 49th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 54th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 56th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 62nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 68th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Cultured: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 85th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 100th in the regionMost Devout: 104th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 229 » Alsted, Lexembourg, Nuweland, Tigyland, Dauershire, Valrem, An Clar, Lieges, Albertinum, Wombelland, Ansington, Imperium Anglorum, Bohomo, Garya, Northern German Federation, Troltovia, New Decius, Falvaard, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Zuid-Limburgia, Hirota, Dark Matter, Chioganah, Lovisa, Fauzjhia, Durlia, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Slavorussia, Evka, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Umeria, Blighteria, The New Nordic Union, Regnum Italiae, Puerto Thelosia, Outer Sparta, Super Happy Land, Ahma, Nastror, Western Berlin, Maritzal, Popaholick, Northeast Vatican, Einswenn, Sienkahn, Quentenia, Greifenburg, Sinclairtown, Ostermarch, Milfgaerd, and 179 others.Feria-Alkaline, Yahlia, Galway-Dublin, Saiwania, Daneforth, Ministanopolis, Soviet Krussia, Saint Domingo, Libertyca, Germany Third Reich, Slavonia and Srijem, Thracia Republic, Thesterfall, Wessex and Cornwall, Irminsulia, Carphelia, Dizgovzy, Pilipinas and Malaya, Imperium Malignis, Nea Europa, Yoannes, Cre Alworkez, Aristeme, Kardjali, Baycanistan, Corthaen, Schultzheim, St Scarlett, Purgatio, Nardin, Rouvenor, Scaguravia, Brakanistan, Great Winminster, The Mongol Plain, Union of the North, GanymedEuropa, North of Americas, Frahnkzaden, The Champions League, Hexace, Caustralia, Unionist Mercia, HYDRA-Russian Empire, Continental Social Democrats, The Sect Meces, Cosadamia, Justosia, Unico Republic, Rowandaa, Leuxvieth, Goldenbourg, Solteur, Pazano, Eritei, South St Maarten, Monkistan, New Rickiland, Aragonja, Boldia, Hameed, Leszno, Bolger, New Touraine, Cytadela, Kosonidia, FYR Vojvodina, Vielmania, Greater Albaina, New Cottingham, Litalia Vala, Mickey-Mouse, Kaspinia, Tarraconense, Sucrain, Belmoren, Rivierenland, Stukilo, Dorpz, Kakhassia, Greate San Marino, Dyana, Of Herbshire, Yvelastia, Death Bat, Amicities, Toaddia, New Ylicia, Miharr, Sancti Formica, Germany222, Thracia and Crimea, Kans, Thils, Estonesia, Nordicura, Western Felvarya Blasche, Demon666, Cyrothica, Bathera, British Alban, Arorska, New Denizland, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, Neo-Europa, Turanistania, Caescadia, Fubuda, Kargasok, Vijayanta, Greater Belgium, Jim the Baptist, Apabeossie, Felhaven, Dacia Danubium Foederatio, Bombastion, Sverigesriket, Continantia, Uvieu, Ayatheera, Novabritannia, Volara, Weeddialvon, Danlandes, Egyptian Mamluk Sultanate, Nevelja, Nova Boudicea, Republic of Satherland, Angleterres, GeneralStalin, Friemenn, Msaladofinger, New Vorarlberg, Birdopiane, Fossekallen, Favonleth, Leranditale, Svarte Tarnet, Beauprix, Ukrainian Land, Cappilismus, Empire Osamaria, Nouros, Arsenial, Eastern Greenlands, Chefactastyan, The Danish-Dutch Union, Uganknuck, Bareu, Conservative American Republican States, Aurrel, Poulaka, Cassaracen, Moreloth, Neu-Galicia, Pyrithos, The Kingdom of Denmark, Alienage, Pallou, Briliants, Kenmoria WA Mission, Crucia, Socialist Balkans, Hibernia Majora, Wandersen, Eski, Carignanum, Bahnhofstrasse, Seristria, Herlobia, Zenga, Ibex Empire, Gdansk, Republic Of Vox, Malgaland Republic, Izvbard, Negra Modelo, Hylo, and Deogon Prime.

View Forum posts