The United Kingdoms of The Western European Commonwealth is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Council Of Monarchs with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.859 billion Commonwealthics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Commonwealthic economy, worth 331 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,938 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sections of the police receive paramilitary training, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, bike rage is all the rage, and companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Western European Commonwealth's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Western European Commonwealth is ranked 274,598^th in the world and 1,154^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.