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Most Influential: 1,284th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,544th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,566th
The Free Land of
Left-Leaning College State
Absolute Freedom to the Masses
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Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Puerto Thelosia

Population15.434 billion

CapitalSan Esperanza

Currencynyan
Animalwhooping veras

The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 15.434 billion Puerto Thelosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puerto Thelosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion nyans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is 82,975 nyans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 17,311th in the world and 238th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 223.21 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Influential: 1,284thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,544thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,566thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,113thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,133rdBest Weather: 3,667thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,875thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,976thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,985thMost Cultured: 6,600thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,617thLargest Populations: 6,651stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,808thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,674thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,552ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,708thMost Developed: 9,001stMost Devout: 12,080thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,076thSmartest Citizens: 13,247thMost Inclusive: 14,140thNudest: 15,903rd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 60th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 78th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 81st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 92nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 99th in the regionMost Cultured: 106th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 106th in the regionMost Devout: 108th in the regionNudest: 112th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Puerto Thelosia was endorsed by The Federation of Wutu.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorous.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Puerto Thelosia endorsed The Socialist Commonwealth of Shongbao.
  • : Puerto Thelosia endorsed The Kingdom of Englastonia.

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