The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 24.866 billion Puerto Thelosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puerto Thelosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,468 trillion nyans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,263 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Puerto Thelosian Desert, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, and stage mothers commonly give their children the nickname 'Cash'. Crime is totally unknown. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 1,637^th in the world and 124^th in Europe for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 129 valid endorsements.