The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 22.206 billion Puerto Thelosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puerto Thelosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,142 trillion nyans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,503 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, San Esperanza Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, and athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society. Crime is totally unknown. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 2,013^th in the world and 33^rd in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 19,625.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.