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Most Influential: 70thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 710thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 850th
The Free Land of
Left-Leaning College State
Absolute Freedom to the Masses
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Superb
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Puerto Thelosia

Population30.233 billion

CapitalSan Esperanza

Currencynyan
Animalwhooping veras

The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 30.233 billion Puerto Thelosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puerto Thelosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,139 trillion nyans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,831 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Puerto Thelosian flag qualifies you for citizenship, the government has been criticized for giving away Puerto Thelosia's territory to anyone who claims it, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 125,775th in the world and 650th in Europe for Most Average, scoring 39.04 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Influential: 70thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 710thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 850thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,764thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,054thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,283rdBest Weather: 2,496thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,074thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,453rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,137thLargest Populations: 4,887thMost Cultured: 4,961stMost Stationary: 6,267thHighest Food Quality: 6,339thMost Developed: 6,833rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,001stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,098thHighest Economic Output: 7,213thSmartest Citizens: 9,377thMost Inclusive: 10,141stLargest Welfare Programs: 12,395thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,458thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,478thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,558thLargest Governments: 14,762ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 19,487thNudest: 20,256thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,029thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,131st
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 58th in the regionNudest: 68th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 96th in the regionMost Cultured: 106th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 111th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 128th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 141st in the regionMost Devout: 145th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 148th in the regionMost Developed: 151st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 154th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 174 » Imperium Anglorum, Regnum Italiae, Outer Sparta, The New Nordic Union, An Clar, Northern German Federation, Wombelland, Dark Matter, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Popaholick, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Galway-Dublin, Yahlia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Thracia Republic, Sinclairtown, Irminsulia, North of Americas, Alsted, St Scarlett, Brakanistan, South St Maarten, Leszno, Belmoren, Thracia and Crimea, Nardin, Supcotia, Elisabethshagen, Walfo, Ausvelt, Chronus, The Champions League, Invernessia, Someseni, Savinecross, The Scandinavian Realm, Jahass, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Trixeland, Estellan, Mynox, Othenhiem, New Eestiball, Estonesia, Europe a Nation, Rary, Arsenial, Gorzi, Konewa, The Templar Papal New State, and 124 others.The Asten Islands, Soveiniesberg, Balcem, Armbruster, Leranditale, Zaznia, HELLLLL, Scytharum, Ottterland, Liberalialand, Etnon, Meropis, KKoRea, UGBK, Maanenland, Dizgovzy, Yourope, Slavatania, Raghallaigh, Nova Prussia, Iceagea, Stumphosse Res, Seristria, Lorissa, Lumermeyr, East Ase Palmars, Agatep, Bastile, Psikuta, Saarenmaa, Liberepublia, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Foudina, Granevia, Calicov, Hankhank, Ortigia, Salwonia, Karnea, Panorama Paradise, Lumiarae, Iquerian, Salarnsia, New Vorarlberg, Scivonia, Empire of Draconia, Skalliad, Basque Dominion, Astaraion, Istastioner, The AbelLandia, Nuweland, Cot Deviet, The Full Moon, Vientina, Reiserland, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Woodlands, Cambany, Kronverg, Apocalypse Borg, Agausia, X Country, Lagene, Adhria, Faack, Saint Von Artemis, CSB SA Union, Parsininsa, Western Balkania, New Vardarland, Communist-Denmark, United Kingdom of Karpathia, The Sigometh Dynasty, Pupunese, Destyntine, Mallor, Agartia, Der Deutscher Volksbund, Aina Pomaikai, Pioneer Pool, Prussia and Germany, Sorocamirim, Setian Savanna, British Gambia, Greater Bahland, Soveriegn, DeNorSweLand, Newex Nov Can, Younglandia, New Kowloon Bay, Great Whiteland, Iles Vierges, Name 0 WA Account, Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics, Leviggo, -floptropica-, Ferranghia, Eistalia, Iskalland, National Federation, Tax Haven Islands, Nordheim Empire, Ukrainida, Grego, Leblancroux, SLOVENTA, Vandila, Caparica, Opiachus WA Mission, The Aosta Valley, Paidousistan, MY Holiness, Mally Piznoopia, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, Quincy, Agrimenia, The Iron Khagnate, Union of Rossiya, Potatopelago, West Alta, Montecrux, and Sarcie.

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