Population | 30.233 billion |
Capital | San Esperanza |
Currency | nyan |
Animal | whooping veras |
The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 30.233 billion Puerto Thelosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Puerto Thelosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,139 trillion nyans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,831 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Recognizing the Puerto Thelosian flag qualifies you for citizenship, the government has been criticized for giving away Puerto Thelosia's territory to anyone who claims it, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Puerto Thelosia is ranked 125,775th in the world and 650th in Europe for Most Average, scoring 39.04 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Puerto Thelosia was endorsed by The Conifer States of Sarcie.
- : Puerto Thelosia was endorsed by The Absolutly Basd Principat of Montecrux.
- : Puerto Thelosia was endorsed by The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of PAVONESIA.
- : Puerto Thelosia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of West Alta.
- : Puerto Thelosia endorsed The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Potatopelago.
- : Puerto Thelosia endorsed The Holy Black Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya.
- : Puerto Thelosia was endorsed by The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Potatopelago.
- : Puerto Thelosia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Holy Black Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya, killing 17 million zombies.
- : Puerto Thelosia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Holy Black Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya, killing 149 million zombies.
- : Puerto Thelosia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Holy Black Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya, killing 133 million zombies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 174 » Imperium Anglorum, Regnum Italiae, Outer Sparta, The New Nordic Union, An Clar, Northern German Federation, Wombelland, Dark Matter, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Popaholick, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Galway-Dublin, Yahlia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Thracia Republic, Sinclairtown, Irminsulia, North of Americas, Alsted, St Scarlett, Brakanistan, South St Maarten, Leszno, Belmoren, Thracia and Crimea, Nardin, Supcotia, Elisabethshagen, Walfo, Ausvelt, Chronus, The Champions League, Invernessia, Someseni, Savinecross, The Scandinavian Realm, Jahass, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Trixeland, Estellan, Mynox, Othenhiem, New Eestiball, Estonesia, Europe a Nation, Rary, Arsenial, Gorzi, Konewa, The Templar Papal New State, and 124 others.The Asten Islands, Soveiniesberg, Balcem, Armbruster, Leranditale, Zaznia, HELLLLL, Scytharum, Ottterland, Liberalialand, Etnon, Meropis, KKoRea, UGBK, Maanenland, Dizgovzy, Yourope, Slavatania, Raghallaigh, Nova Prussia, Iceagea, Stumphosse Res, Seristria, Lorissa, Lumermeyr, East Ase Palmars, Agatep, Bastile, Psikuta, Saarenmaa, Liberepublia, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Foudina, Granevia, Calicov, Hankhank, Ortigia, Salwonia, Karnea, Panorama Paradise, Lumiarae, Iquerian, Salarnsia, New Vorarlberg, Scivonia, Empire of Draconia, Skalliad, Basque Dominion, Astaraion, Istastioner, The AbelLandia, Nuweland, Cot Deviet, The Full Moon, Vientina, Reiserland, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Woodlands, Cambany, Kronverg, Apocalypse Borg, Agausia, X Country, Lagene, Adhria, Faack, Saint Von Artemis, CSB SA Union, Parsininsa, Western Balkania, New Vardarland, Communist-Denmark, United Kingdom of Karpathia, The Sigometh Dynasty, Pupunese, Destyntine, Mallor, Agartia, Der Deutscher Volksbund, Aina Pomaikai, Pioneer Pool, Prussia and Germany, Sorocamirim, Setian Savanna, British Gambia, Greater Bahland, Soveriegn, DeNorSweLand, Newex Nov Can, Younglandia, New Kowloon Bay, Great Whiteland, Iles Vierges, Name 0 WA Account, Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics, Leviggo, -floptropica-, Ferranghia, Eistalia, Iskalland, National Federation, Tax Haven Islands, Nordheim Empire, Ukrainida, Grego, Leblancroux, SLOVENTA, Vandila, Caparica, Opiachus WA Mission, The Aosta Valley, Paidousistan, MY Holiness, Mally Piznoopia, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, Quincy, Agrimenia, The Iron Khagnate, Union of Rossiya, Potatopelago, West Alta, Montecrux, and Sarcie.