by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,681st Most Influential: 1,805th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,191st
The Free Land of
Left-Leaning College State
Absolute Freedom to the Masses
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The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 14.344 billion Puerto Thelosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Puerto Thelosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion nyans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is 80,336 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount San Esperanza make great practice for foreign snipers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 118,576th in the world and 753rd in Europe for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 23.06 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,681stMost Influential: 1,805thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,191stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,546thBest Weather: 3,582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,761stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,999thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,554thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,331stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,374thLargest Populations: 6,956thMost Cultured: 7,084thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,973rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,994thHighest Economic Output: 8,842ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,743rdHighest Drug Use: 10,521stMost Devout: 11,602ndMost Developed: 12,866thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,663rd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 45th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 48th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 62nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 68th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 76th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 84th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 84th in the regionMost Cultured: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 87th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Puerto Thelosia was endorsed by The Farmers' Market Uprising of Triscuitoon.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount San Esperanza make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Puerto Thelosia will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Puerto Thelosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Thelosia, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.

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