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Most Influential: 166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 976thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,574th
The Free Land of
Left-Leaning College State
Absolute Freedom to the Masses
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Puerto Thelosia

Population23.135 billion

CapitalSan Esperanza

Animalwhooping veras

The Free Land of Puerto Thelosia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 23.135 billion Puerto Thelosians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puerto Thelosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,198 trillion nyans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,040 nyans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Puerto Thelosia. Crime is totally unknown. Puerto Thelosia's national animal is the whooping veras, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Thelosia is ranked 202,499th in the world and 1,170th in Europe for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 976thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,574thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,959thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,478thBest Weather: 3,211thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,259thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,863rdMost Cultured: 4,475thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,727thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,170thLargest Populations: 5,480thHighest Food Quality: 6,503rdHighest Economic Output: 7,619thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,439thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,855thMost Stationary: 9,165thSmartest Citizens: 10,004thNudest: 10,452ndTop
Most Inclusive: 11,262ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,539thMost Developed: 13,111thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,194thLargest Governments: 14,498thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,647thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,282ndLongest Average Lifespans: 16,501stHighest Poor Incomes: 19,845thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,355thMost Devout: 21,099th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 40th in the regionMost Stationary: 42nd in the regionNudest: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 51st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 53rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 55th in the regionBest Weather: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 59th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 61st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionMost Cultured: 83rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 106th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 121st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 132 » Imperium Anglorum, Lovisa, Regnum Italiae, Slavorussia, Bohomo, Outer Sparta, The New Nordic Union, An Clar, Northern German Federation, Wombelland, Lexembourg, Dark Matter, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Popaholick, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Galway-Dublin, Yahlia, Saint Domingo, Ahma, Pilipinas and Malaya, Thracia Republic, Sinclairtown, Irminsulia, Feria-Alkaline, North of Americas, Alympian Kingdom, Alsted, St Scarlett, Brakanistan, Chioganah, South St Maarten, GanymedEuropa, Wessex and Cornwall, Leszno, New Ylicia, Belmoren, Purgatio, Thracia and Crimea, Cytadela, Nardin, Jim the Baptist, Supcotia, Republic of Satherland, Kenmoria WA Mission, Leranditale, Parliamentary Laramidia, Soviet Taoistan, Elisabethshagen, Neuchateau, Betasia, and 82 others.Walfo, British Norklon, Dalmannia, The Wretched of this Earth, Lord Sapre, Ausvelt, Chronus, The Champions League, Monte Naranja, Invernessia, Someseni, Savinecross, Sloburg, Grodisze, The Seven Provinces, Destyntine, Abject Ludicrosity, The Scandinavian Realm, The Kingdom of Denmark, Canovium, Jahass, Viktorias, Ostrogotharum Praeeminebat, The Reunited Yugoslavs, NorthPortugal, Enway, Seims, Meropis, Rivierenland, Gor Kebab, Great Winminster, Crestphalia, Owlograd, Old World Order, Apabeossie, New Hevania, The States of Texas and Arkansas, New Decius, Trixeland, Estellan, Kanokla, Kyrica, Mathuvan Union, Valtrona, Eski, Eco-Paris Reformation, Mynox, Northwest Isles, Othenhiem, Ithersta, Greater Dragunovia, Cannystan, Nuevo Europa, Zulrich, Emynia, Usengecler, Maalat, New Eestiball, Noristoniaka, Powiat Miechowski, Estonesia, Robbonia, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Greater Bahland, Balante, Khuravia, Kurdislavic Algharbistan, Trisikistan, The Rebels of Ireland, The Order of Finland, Gliesetonia, A3161, Namiona, East Kirea, Yebatga, Gutarike, Mimeer, Christian Terra, Neue Prussian Republic, Magyarostan, Virmena, and Soniava.

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