The Glorious Socialist Empire of Pupunese is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Glorious Emperor Puino III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.479 billion Pupunesi love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Administration, with Environment, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puputown. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pupunese economy, worth 357 trillion Pupunese Golden Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 102,850 Pupunese Golden Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pupunese's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Puinist Cult.

Pupunese is ranked 295,863^rd in the world and 1,369^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.63 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.