The People's Republic of Assyrian socialist government is a large, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 79 million Assyrian socialist governmentians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Assyrian socialist governmentian economy, worth 2.78 trillion Rials a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,156 Rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Assyrian socialist government's national animal is the lion.

Assyrian socialist government is ranked 142,365^th in the world and 1,018^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 522.66 pounds of wildlife per square mile.