The Commonwealth of Scotland and the Isle of Man is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 344 million Scots love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stirling. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Scottish-Manx economy, worth 24.1 trillion Scottish Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,946 Scottish Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scotland and the Isle of Man's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scotland and the Isle of Man is ranked 143,330^th in the world and 568^th in Europe for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,526.62 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.