The People's Technocracy of Kastopoli Salegliari is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Supreme Eternal Dictator with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.847 billion Kastopolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kastopolian economy, worth 813 trillion New Kastopolian Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 211,344 New Kastopolian Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kastopoli Salegliari's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Cult of Science.

Kastopoli Salegliari is ranked 5,703^rd in the world and 4^th in Aspen for Safest, scoring 127.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.