Population | 2.338 billion |
Capital | Dystopikí Periféreia tis Protévousas |
Leader | Anótatos Aiónios Diktátoras |
Faith | Robotic Spaghetti Monster Cult |
Currency | Virtual Credit |
Animal | Robot Monkey |
The Technocratic Socialist State of Kastopoli Salegliari is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Anótatos Aiónios Diktátoras with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.338 billion Technocrats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopikí Periféreia tis Protévousas. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kastopoli Salegliarian economy, worth 355 trillion Virtual Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 152,107 Virtual Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kastopoli Salegliari's national animal is the Robot Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Robotic Spaghetti Monster Cult.
Kastopoli Salegliari is ranked 283,507th in the world and 261st in The Union of Democratic States for Most Stationary, with 5.6311422294 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kastopoli Salegliari, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
- : Kastopoli Salegliari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Kastopoli Salegliari lodged a message on the The Union of Democratic States Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Kastopoli Salegliari, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in Kastopoli Salegliari, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in Kastopoli Salegliari, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs.
- : Kastopoli Salegliari lodged a message on the The Union of Democratic States Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Kastopoli Salegliari, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Kastopoli Salegliari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Kastopoli Salegliari, Anótatos Aiónios Diktátoras often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.