by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 2,776thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,059thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,717th
The Technocratic Socialist State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
No one is above the law except for the Eternal Dictator
Anótatos Aiónios Diktátoras
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kastopoli Salegliari

Population2.338 billion

CapitalDystopikí Periféreia tis Protévousas
LeaderAnótatos Aiónios Diktátoras
FaithRobotic Spaghetti Monster Cult

CurrencyVirtual Credit
AnimalRobot Monkey

The Technocratic Socialist State of Kastopoli Salegliari is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Anótatos Aiónios Diktátoras with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.338 billion Technocrats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopikí Periféreia tis Protévousas. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kastopoli Salegliarian economy, worth 355 trillion Virtual Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 152,107 Virtual Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kastopoli Salegliari's national animal is the Robot Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Robotic Spaghetti Monster Cult.

Kastopoli Salegliari is ranked 283,507th in the world and 261st in The Union of Democratic States for Most Stationary, with 5.6311422294 days.

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Most Secular: 2,776thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,059thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,717thLowest Crime Rates: 7,108thMost Authoritarian: 7,141stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,437thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,692ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,992ndMost Developed: 8,241stHealthiest Citizens: 8,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,744thMost Conservative: 9,534thMost Pacifist: 10,197thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,462ndMost Inclusive: 10,583rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,642ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,792ndLargest Governments: 11,266thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,836thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,139thNicest Citizens: 12,640thHighest Food Quality: 12,672ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,749thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,756thSmartest Citizens: 12,999thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,271stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,637thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,887thBest Weather: 17,212thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,075thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,100thMost Efficient Economies: 20,888thHighest Average Incomes: 21,456thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,147thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,825thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,415thMost Income Equality: 28,508thMost Cultured: 29,253rdMost Patriotic: 29,647th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the region

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