The Monarchy of Nizar kindom is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by nizar the eight with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, avowedly heterosexual populace, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 2.035 billion nizalzes are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of nizar city. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nizar kindomian economy, worth 206 trillion nizdols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,676 nizdols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nizar kindom's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is islam.

Nizar kindom is ranked 142,749^th in the world and 412^th in Europe for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,776.02 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.