The 3rd Anniversary of Sloventa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sloventain Council with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.359 billion Sloventains have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Danica. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sloventain economy, worth 598 trillion slovis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,633 slovis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, doctors fax when they need facts fast, and all the playground's a stage for Sloventain schoolchildren. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sloventa's national animal is the Sloventain Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sloventa is ranked 30,042^nd in the world and 187^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,551.54 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.