The United Common States of Dombaness is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Eillenfrüher with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.014 billion Dombanessians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Le Marcornssburg. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dombanessian economy, worth 477 trillion Dombanessian Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 158,369 Dombanessian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dombaness's national animal is the Dombanessian Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dombanessian Protestantism.

Dombaness is ranked 296,618^th in the world and 749^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 5.04 Obesity Rate.