The Republic of The Sigometh Dynasty is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Primus with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.531 billion Sigomethians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitol. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sigomethian economy, worth a remarkable 1,531 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 203,419 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets. Crime is totally unknown. The Sigometh Dynasty's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

The Sigometh Dynasty is ranked 108,714^th in the world and 4,148^th in Lazarus for Most Patriotic, with 9.94 Flags saluted per person per day.