The Republic of Vulonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Georgio Lamaro with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.001 billion Vulonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Pantela. The average income tax rate is 29.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vulonian economy, worth 586 trillion Vistoes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 117,185 Vistoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Increasing numbers of children in Vulonia have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vulonia's national animal is the Stoat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vulonism.

Vulonia is ranked 295,329^th in the world and 1,409^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.7 pounds of wildlife per square mile.