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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,413thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,575thMost Influential: 1,993rd
The Socialist Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Nothing is more precious than independence and freedom
Joseph Docoman Bryan's
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.965 billion

LeaderJoseph Docoman Bryan's

AnimalSiberian Tigers

The Socialist Republic of Warzakie is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph Docoman Bryan's with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.965 billion Warzakiens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsakars. The average income tax rate is 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Warzakieans economy, worth 286 trillion USSPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,771 USSPS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warzakie's national animal is the Siberian Tigers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Warzakie is ranked 39,635th in the world and 559th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 42.09 quips per hour.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,413thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,575thMost Influential: 1,993rdTop
Most Patriotic: 5,313thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,716thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,996thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,887thLargest Mining Sector: 12,932ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,270thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,314thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 14,778thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,707thLowest Crime Rates: 16,121stHighest Average Incomes: 16,323rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,938thMost Efficient Economies: 17,493rdLargest Black Market: 19,405thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,702ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,717thLargest Governments: 20,922ndBest Weather: 20,940thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,240thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,448thMost Authoritarian: 22,691stLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,962ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,657th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 59th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 68th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 81st in the regionLargest Black Market: 94th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 108th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 112th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 119th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the region

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