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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,293rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,233rdMost Influential: 4,511th
The Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Hold my tank
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Warzakie

Population735 million

CapitalWarsakar

CurrencyUSSP
AnimalSiberian Tigers

The Socialist Republic of Warzakie is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 735 million Warzakiens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsakar. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warzakiean economy, worth 88.1 trillion USSPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,879 USSPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Warzakie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warzakie's national animal is the Siberian Tigers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Warzakie is ranked 234,842nd in the world and 1,345th in Europe for Rudest Citizens, with 8.37 insults per minute.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,293rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,233rdTop
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Most Influential: 4,511thMost Patriotic: 8,559thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,452ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,180thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,358thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,382ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,299thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,423rdLargest Mining Sector: 16,562ndHealthiest Citizens: 16,600thMost Developed: 16,765thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,002ndMost Corrupt Governments: 17,631stLowest Crime Rates: 19,540thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,645thBest Weather: 22,636thMost Efficient Economies: 23,410th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 81st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 92nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 121st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 124th in the regionLargest Black Market: 126th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 128th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Warzakie, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Warzakie.
  • : Warzakie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Warzakie, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Warzakie, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Warzakie, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Warzakie endorsed The United Socialist States of Slimmotia.
  • : Following new legislation in Warzakie, penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Warzakie, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Warzakie was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Warzakie was endorsed by The Republic of The Pontic State.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 157 » Othenhiem, GanymedEuropa, Mynox, Popaholick, Galway-Dublin, Lillistroniralocksne, Imperium Anglorum, Maritzal, San Guglielmo, Inner Planets, St Scarlett, Falvaard, Nardin, North of Americas, Meropis, Elania Kingdom, Eco-Paris Reformation, Ostermarch, Chronus, Invernessia, The New Nordic Union, Dark Matter, Northern German Federation, Saint Domingo, Montination, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Hansereul, Pilipinas and Malaya, Thracia Republic, Yahlia, Corsovica, Vinliand, Elisabethshagen, Permorania, Super Happy Land, Nomaida, Sloburg, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Irminsulia, Leranditale, Walfo, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Quentenia, The Champions League, Diets, Shenny, Apabeossie, Regnum Italiae, Girvage, Anskerdank, and 107 others.Empire of Corlionia, Christian Terra, Rigasta, Upper Escana, Antomoron, An Clar, Vale-Beacon, Konewa, Ansington, Nea Europa, Thracia and Crimea, The Heavenly Celtic State, Hulldom, Valtrona, Dauershire, Saiwania, Migurson, Germano-Republic, Lieges, Grodisze, Betasia, Eppur, Gliesetonia, Adoriania, Weltbeherrschung, Europe a Nation, Jim the Baptist, Wessex and Cornwall, Soviet Taoistan, Kanokla, Freyana, The Asten Islands, Socialist Confederation of Arc Solaria, Younizia, Khuravia, Balante, Leszno, Deftern, Gutarike, Domton, Asturen, Yoannes, Solestia, Destyntine, Boldia, Justosia, NorthPortugal, Yazakhastan, Abject Ludicrosity, Titoist Yugoslavia, Dipretorian, Lyallpur, Cath Slar, New Eestiball, The Town of Harvard, ALSUDAN, Chiasi, Lohika, Coque Borie Lethawik, Immunoria, Bathera, Savinecross, Nova Babilonia, Bluemerica, Maalat, Nevelja, Zulrich, Trixeland, Outer Sparta, Jahass, Bohomo, Malgdonia, Slavorussia, Daulle, Monkistan, Bombastion, West Atone, Federal Asia Minor, Vegoonland, Ausvelt, Moucret, The-British-Isles, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Shicksal, Kyrica, Rary, Nouvelle-Louisbourg, Lovisa, Wombelland, Toaddia, North Batica, Greater Tomland, Ivernia, Gorgano, Scandinavius, Validoria, New Donovia, Scytharum, Nieu Preusse, Aroale, New Rocland, Escandria, Tryienne, Liecter, Escalver, The Mathematical Empire, and The Pontic State.

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