The Constitutional Monarchy of XJeff is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.293 billion XJeffians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of X. The average income tax rate is 72.5%.

The frighteningly efficient XJeffian economy, worth 134 trillion xxxes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,074 xxxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, autocrats are persona non grata, tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling, and internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XJeff's national animal is the zeroness, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XJeff is ranked 60,159^th in the world and 436^th in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 104,074.3 Standard Monetary Units.