The Commonwealth of Stromia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tyr Backstrom with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, unlimited-speed roads, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cheerful population of 33.098 billion Stromians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linkoping. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Stromian economy, worth a remarkable 5,355 trillion Quints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 161,817 Quints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, all you have to do is pray to get into Stromia, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, and when their backs are against the walls Stromians look out for gay men. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stromia's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anunnakiism.

Stromia is ranked 264,689^th in the world and 1,191^st in Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.56 crimes per hour.