The Republic of Loogootee is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Franklin Graham with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.65 billion Christians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Environment, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janesville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Christian economy, worth 999 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 150,353 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 679,639 per year while the poor average 20,446, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

Franklin Graham has more friends than ever before, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, and the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Loogootee's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian.

Loogootee is ranked 32,276^th in the world and 209^th in the South Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20,361.16 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.