The Constitutional Monarchy of Nyucautl is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ysilwy with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.69 billion Nyucautl are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyamador. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nyucautl economy, worth 641 trillion Yras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 173,975 Yras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War is more of a science than an art, saying "don't do anything that Ysilwy wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Nyucautl as 'your finger, you fool', and snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Ysilwy's majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyucautl's national animal is the Gowych, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nyucautl is ranked 283,147^th in the world and 3,853^rd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.02 Obesity Rate.